It's all I got. We're not gonna talk to you, personal matters like this, without you you don't want to talk about something, it's OK, no problem. You sure we...
The truth is clothed in lies, reality is cold and sad, and sorrow stagnates deep in the sky, a starless, <place of the dark.> I was scared to believe, scarred, and trembling in pain....
HONEST VOICE Universal Pictures proudly presents the film you realized had absolutely no dialogue whatsoever - only after you bought your ticket. HONEST VOICE (CONT'D) Les Miserabablebles...
Here we will explore true facts about the sea pig. Here is a picture of a land pig. As you can see they are virtually indistinguishable from the sea pig. One way to tell the difference is that bacon...
These are the indisputable facts about mother nature's cruelest predator: the Hedgehog. The difference between a hedgehog and a porcupine is that porcupines have no moral courage and they are...
Here are true facts about the cuttlefish. The cuttlefish is not a fish. It is a mollusk of the class cephalopoda. The cuttlefish is a bit like a clam that millions of years ago came out of its shell...
Here are true facts about the arma-dildo - hmm, that's a typo. Here are true facts about the arma-dildo - oops I said it again, two times. Armadillos are the last surviving members of the...
These are true facts about the baby e- chai- kaidna? How the hell do you say that? The baby echidna. The echidna was created 54 seconds after God created marijuana. Doritos were created 10 seconds...
[Women conversing on TV] [Kitchenware clatters] Ah. Oh. Thanks, hon. Nice. So, is my eldest still offended by my presence? HART: Huh? [Chewing food] Yeah, I don't mind. I'm happy just...