GUIDEBOOK... CHECK. RESEARCH... CHECK. PASSPORT, TICKETS... CHECK. SHOTS... CHECK, LANGUAGE TAPES... (speaking Thai) OH, WE'LL WORK ON THOSE LATER. (phone ringing) HELLO, HELLO? OH YEAH,...
A LOCAL MAN WAS ARRESTED SATURDAY NIGHT FOR PICKING A FIGHT WITH SIX OFF-DUTY POLICE OFFICERS WHO HAD ASKED HIM FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. IT TURNS OUT THAT THE ACCUSED CLOSELY RESEMBLES AN INTERNATIONAL...
(Alton Brown) AH, OYSTERS... FEW FOODS GENERATE SUCH PASSION, DEVOTION, DOWNRIGHT REVULSION. IF YOU'RE A FAN, THERE'S NOTHING FINER THAN SLURPING DOWN ONE PLUCKED FRESH FROM THE SEA,...
UH, IF YOU'RE A FAN OF THIS PROGRAM, YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICED THAT UH, OVER THE YEARS, WE'VE MADE A LOT OF PIE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, NO PAN PEAR PIE, SHOO-FLY PIE,...
YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S A WATCHWORD IN 21st CENTURY MARKETING, IT ISN'T LUXURY OR ECONOMY OR BEAUTY OR EFFICIENCY OR INTELLIGENCE. IT'S COMFORT-- DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL...
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT WE HAVE DONE OUR FAIR SHARE OF FRYING ON THIS PROGRAM. AFTER ALL, WE HAVE PANFRIED. WE HAVE WOK-FRIED. WE HAVE SAUTéED, DEEP FAT-FRIED. WHY, WE DEDICATED TWO...
To peel the tomatoes, use a sharp knife and make a crosswise incision. Place in boiling water for one minute, and shock in ice water. Remove the skins easily. Medium dice the tomatoes. Mince 4 cloves...

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(man whistling) HMM... CARROTS, SOMEBODY LEFT THEIR CARROTS. THAT'S ODD, A LOAF OF BREAD. HEY, SALAMI IN A TREE? THAT'S FUNNY, I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THAT. HUH, CHOCOLATE,...
(Alton Brown) I WAS GETTING READY TO DIVE INTO MY THIRD DELMONICO OF THE WEEK WHEN THE PAIN STRUCK. IT WAS JUST PRESSURE AT FIRST, AND THEN GOD MADE A FIST... WITH ME IN IT. OF COURSE, THE DOCTORS DID...
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY, JOHN WAYNE ATE STEAK. AND IF THERE'S A MEAL MORE FUNDAMENTALLY AMERICAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. BUT THINK ABOUT IT -- STEAK IS A MEAL BORN OF WIDE,...