Jokes on you, education
Look, the cat shoots back in. Go back inside to chase it out. He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother. Sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and I had to...
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[SGSA theme music] [Audience finishes applauding] [Host]: I, Terry Arnell, maintain that meat prices are much too high. Fortunately, I've hit on an ingenious, money-saving, palate-pleasing...
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20." The second says, "I'll have some H202." The second chemists dies. A logician's wife is having a baby. The...
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This bet involves a bottle and a pen cap. Place the cap inside the bottle, with the open end pointing towards the end of the bottle and ask your friends to blow the cap further into the bottle. Each...
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*Previously on 2 Broke Girls...* Quite tasty... You, girls, have a card? Martha Stewart loves our cupcakes!! Max, why are you hiding my phone in your apron? I think the bigger question is: why is your...
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