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Look, the cat shoots back in.
Go back inside to chase it out.
He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.
Sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and
I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Look at him. He is outside the house.
Now his is inside the house.
Customer Support, may I help you?
Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordImperfect.
What sort of trouble?
I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.
So what does your screen look like now?
Nothing.
Are you still in Word Imperfect, or did you get out?
How do I tell?
Can you see the C:\prompt on the screen?
What's a sea-prompt?
Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?
There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.
Does your monitor have a power indicator?
What's a monitor?
It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?
I don't know.
Okay, do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in with?
Yes, I keep them in the closet.
Go get them and pack it up just like it was when you got it.
Then take it back to the store you bought it from.
Really? Is it that bad? What do I tell them?
Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.
It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
The monitor looks like a tv. See!