Jack dawson

MOM, I GOT IT. [GASPS] IT'S--IT'S A HAIR BALL. I'M SORRY. I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THE TUB IS FIXED. OH, THANKS, HONEY, BUT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, I DO NOT NEED TO...

EVERYBODY! THE SWIMMING POOL! YOU'VE GOT TO SEE WHAT THEY DID TO THE SWIMMING POOL. MY! YOU DON'T SEE THIS EVERY DAY. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? THAT'S MY BOAT... AND MY DOG. WHO...

HEY, DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW. ALL OF US MALE MODELS TEND TO LOOK THE SAME. I DON'T KNOW... YOU VAGUELY RESEMBLE THIS BOY I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE...

SO, HOW YOU BEEN DOING, MAN? YOU KNOW. FOR THE MOST PART, I'M FINE. FOR THE MOST PART, WHICH I'M GOING TO INTERPRET AS MEANING THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT GOING DOWN IN FLAMES...

WE'RE A FAMILY AGAIN. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE BETTER NOW. YOU SHOULD BE LIVING WITH SOMEONE ELSE, SOMEONE YOU RESPECT. AND CLEARLY, I AM NOT THAT PERSON. I WANT YOU TO MOVE OUT....

I GOT IT. WE CHECK OURSELVES INTO THE B AND B, WE USE ASSUMED NAMES, BESSIE'S NONE THE WISER, AND WE FINALLY GET TO SPEND AN ENTIRE NIGHT TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 WEEKS. WHAT DO YOU...

THE COMMODORE 64, THE LAWN DART, THE ROCK-N-SOCKEM ROBOTS, SUPER SUGAR CRISP, THE LASERDISC, AND NOW, BACK FROM THE HALLS OF OBSOLESCENCE, THE BETAMAX MACHINE. HEY, MAN, YOU ARE A LIFESAVER. I GOT...

MY GOD, SHE IS GORGEOUS. EVEN I CAN APPRECIATE THAT. (SIGHS) AND THIS ONE, SHE KNOWS HOW TO TURN ON THE FUN. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? CAN YOU AFFORD HER? PLEASE, JACK, DO NOT TARNISH THIS MOMENT WITH...

Mysterious crop circles have started to appear on our cats Obviously Wayne has been abducted by aliens. As you can see on his stomach - an awful pattern. His breathing suggests he's deeply...

JOEY. STILL STUDYING. HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH ME? WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? SINCE I'VE BEEN BACK, NOTHING. NADA. A DROUGHT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. IS THERE A HYGIENE ISSUE...