Livingdeadgirl

Dead I am the one, Exterminate my son Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze Dead I am the sky, watching angels fry While they slowly turn, conquering the worm Dig through the ditches,and...

Joey: IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY. TIME PLAYS TRICKS ON YOU. MEMORY IS AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR. HISTORY GETS REWRITTEN IN SMALL WAYS WITH EACH PASSING DAY. I CAN'T SWEAR THIS IS EXACTLY HOW...

JOEY. STILL STUDYING. HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH ME? WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? SINCE I'VE BEEN BACK, NOTHING. NADA. A DROUGHT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. IS THERE A HYGIENE ISSUE...

(THUD) HELP? WELL, HE MIGHT NOTICE YOU FASTER IF, UM, IF YOU LET ME DO A LITTLE WORK ON THAT T-SHIRT OF YOURS. A FEW RIPS, A FEW TEARS. DO WONDERS FOR YOUR TIPS. MY WHAT? YOUR TIPS. YOUR GRATUITIES....

HEY. YOU'RE UP. YEAH. UM, YOU WENT OUT. YEAH. COULD YOU... SURE. THANKS. SO I GOT YOU A-- DID YOU GET ME A LATTE? ROSES. ALL OVER WORTHINGTON. KINDA HOKEY, DON'T YOU THINK? YEAH,...

THAT PLACE WAS SO NICE, PACE. THEY HAD INDIVIDUAL TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM. REALLY? MM-HMM. WELL, IF THAT'S NOT THE HALLMARK OF A CLASSY JOINT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. WELL, YOU DO...

Joey: ONCE UPON A TIME IN A GALAXY NOT ENTIRELY UNLIKE OUR OWN, THERE WAS A GIRL. THERE WAS NOTHING EXTRAORDINARY ABOUT THIS GIRL. SHE WAS BY HER OWN ESTIMATION A RELATIVELY SIMPLE SORT, YET SHE WAS...

Once upon a time, there was a happy couple who enjoyed their married life and was able to have perfect sleep every single night. Soon they were delighted to find out that a baby girl would soon join...

(THUD, GLASSES RATTLE) OHH. (CLINK) WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND? OF COURSE. DARLIN', I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, BUT... WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME JUST WHAT THE HELL IT IS...

OK, HERE'S THE DEAL. SHE KNOWS THAT YOU KNOW, BUT SHE'S GOT A FEW REQUESTS. NO MAUDLIN SOAP OPERA THEATRICS. SHE WANTS THE ROOM DRAMA-FREE AND FULL OF LAUGHTER. NO TEARS. IN FACT,...