Electrikdope

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(THE NATURAL THEME PLAYING) Oh. (GRUNTS) How many times must we go over this? You cannot get the refrigerator door all the way open before the light comes on. So that's why you called us here,...

Guys, I am loving my job at Chuckles & Huggs. It is great. Who wants to see pics? Groan. Farting noise. Come on. What kind of monster doesn't want to see a pic of me, a chubby Korean...

Perfect. Okay, I'll see you Sunday. Bye! (GIGGLES) Damn, girl. You're planning the straight Hizzell out of that block party. "Hizzell?" (LOWERED VOICE) Are we just...

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We're about to get real lyrical on you. by breaking down the mind gap. Starting with the letter... The ten toed, track troublemaker's throwing these tentacles targeting those...

Guys, this is the best laundry party I've ever thrown. You can't just stick the word "party" on anything and make it fun. You're just mad because you missed...

TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF. Uh, Hi! My name is Scanver 3.6, I'm a security analysis script and I'm looking for program with a compatible API to spend some idle cycles with....

ALL: (HIGH-PITCHED VOICES) Boop. Bop. Okay, I don't want to overstate this, but these have to be the best wedding gift bags ever. It's gonna be hard to beat Gwyneth Paltrow's...

ALL: Hi. You remember my super racist parrot Tyler. What's up? Best entrance ever, girl. I realized that Tyler was just racist 'cause he didn't have any other interests other...