pa shuwa pa pa shuwa pa shuwa pa pa shuwa pa shuwa pa pa shuwa  Oooh Aah Sunday, the party I fell in love with you Monday, the feeling is little bit blue The memory of spending together Let’s dance...
Great job on the care package, team. Yeah. It's really gonna help Penny get over the breakup and her post-Pete-m depression. (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) And before you ask, yes, I've already...
BRAD: Well, big news in the Kerkovich-Williams house. Jane's ex Ryan is coming into town, Oh. We did a semester at sea together, and it was ages ago, and I am just following our rule, Brad. We...
So last month, to celebrate our one year of dating bliss, big Dave surprised me and took me on a Huey Lewis and the News cruise. ALL: Aw. (CHUCKLES) Cut to seventh encore "Hip To Be...
ALEX: Okay, why did Max want us to meet him here? He said he finally figured out a way to open the unbreakable pinata. JANE: Oh! Did it work? That was dangerous. ALL: Yeah! (CAR ALARM BLARING) ALEX:...
Okay, does everybody know what they're supposed to do? (ALL AGREEING) Hell, no. Okay, sixth time's the charm. Alex, I bought Max a lotto ticket with last week's winning...
So you're saying that if filmmaker Kathryn Bigelow married and divorced former wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow, then married Deuce Bigalow, she'd be known as Kathryn Bigelow-Bigelow-Bigalow...
Guys, I'm not gonna lie. It has been one hell of a month for old Pen. Broken engage, infested condo, Glenn Beck put his fingers in my mouth. That's the last time we go to one of his...
(ALEX SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) Beer for Alex, Penny, and my boo, and one "surprise me"... ...for Dave. (GASPS) What is it? Hmm. Let's see. Mmm-hmm. I'm getting hints of...
So... Everyone's coming to our place for Christmas this year? I thought you guys were going to your parents' house. Uh, no. Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp. (ALL...