One card, one letter. I would feel so much better. One card, one letter today.... Every February 14 is the same. Another harsh reminder that i am so lame. Commercialized feelings. A paradox of...
Beneath the tide the fishes glide Fin to fin and side to side For fishy love has now begun Fishy love, finny fun Paper moon, paper heart Pink balloon, work of art Al Capone, Bugs Moran Valentine's Day...
MAN [ON RADIO]: Hey there, all you sleepy Angelenos. A good, good morning to you. It's your buddy, Romeo Midnight. I know. I'm the voice you normally listen to in the middle of the night. But today is...
When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day And Santa Claus don't come on a Christmas Day That umbrella won't work on a rainy day Don't ask me, I already know When they find you beached on the...
It's Valentine's Day And I'm catatonic And only over the sea will that be taken And oh, I could be (The possibilities) And oh, I could be (The possibilities) And oh, I could be (The possibilities) God...
- Well, it appears to be a suicide. - Appears to be? It is a suicide. Is there anything that indicates to you that it isn't a suicide? Just because something isn't doesn't mean it is. Brodie, you're...
That's classic Nick Miller. Hey look, I'm holding your hand, and what? Yeah, I want to go out tonight. Ugh, couples! Boo. Hiss. Every time you have sex with the same person, Jess, you die just a...
Valentine's day When couples take one special day to express their love for each other. For couples with kids, Valentine's day can be a different story. Happy Valentine's day. Yep. And this year...
- Hey. - Hey, guys. How was Lincoln Center? Oh, it was incredible. Nobody does modern dance like Pina Bausch. The choreography was amazing. She's so imaginative. So were you on the cab ride ome-hay....
I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kind of like grade school everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card with Dwight's head on it. It was...