(Verse) I got twenty pretty women lounging 'round my swimming pool I got foreign young records on my jukebox too I got party liquor flowing like a river to the sea I got a fish ball plum full of car...
In my head Are many words best left unsaid The banshees in my mind are better left unseen The scary parts are way too dark for weaker hearts The face that boys have dread are never far away Gaze into...
(Verse) I'm in a phone booth at the station Gonna take a cab out to your place Don't say a word to him about our surprise I wanna see it in his eyes (Verse) I've known him since we both was young'uns...
(Verse) It's Sunday in the south and all the liquor stores is closed Wine is for women and beer just stops up my nose I need a shot of something to calm my chart toping nerves This high karate...
Baby baby baby Now don't you look so blue I got a surprise for you darlin' Yeah Yeah You gonna like it too Well your landlord throwed you out 'Cause your rent was over-due So I cleaned out a room in...
(Chorus) Just you and me here all alone Lock the door, unplug the phone We've still got time to get it on, Before your husband gets home (Verse) He's such a punky little jerk All he does is sleep and...
I don't normally do this kinda mess, but I'm gonna give it a shawt She was purty She was hawt Bell bottom jeans And halter top Hitchin' a ride by the road Nothin' looked finer She was studying...
(Verse) Well hey there Mr. Scientist, I got a request So get down to your laboratory now and do your best I'll make a cash payment if you can invent my dream come true The only specification I make is...
Well Officer, it's like this, This morning I set, and polished off a fifth As she was leaving for the mill's first shift When I passed out, she throw'd water on me I was cold and wet when I come...