Reloaded

(Verse) I got twenty pretty women lounging 'round my swimming pool I got foreign young records on my jukebox too I got party liquor flowing like a river to the sea I got a fish ball plum full of car...

In my head Are many words best left unsaid The banshees in my mind are better left unseen The scary parts are way too dark for weaker hearts The face that boys have dread are never far away Gaze into...

(Verse) I'm in a phone booth at the station Gonna take a cab out to your place Don't say a word to him about our surprise I wanna see it in his eyes (Verse) I've known him since we both was young'uns...

(Verse) It's Sunday in the south and all the liquor stores is closed Wine is for women and beer just stops up my nose I need a shot of something to calm my chart toping nerves This high karate...

(Chorus) Just you and me here all alone Lock the door, unplug the phone We've still got time to get it on, Before your husband gets home (Verse) He's such a punky little jerk All he does is sleep and...

(Verse) Well hey there Mr. Scientist, I got a request So get down to your laboratory now and do your best I'll make a cash payment if you can invent my dream come true The only specification I make is...

(Chorus) Unlock this bathroom door You're in there, I know Unlock this bathroom door I've got to go I don't wanna fight no more My bladders fixing to explode Please unlock this damn bathroom door I've...

Her Yankee boyfriend shot off his mouth Called me a hillbilly from the South "Let's take it outside" I said to him Onto the parking lot of Diamond Jim's A crowd of beer drinkers followed us...