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Tonight... Richard wears a blue hat, James wears a different hat and I wear a hat with things on it. Hello! Thank you. Now, as you may remember, before Christmas there was a bit of snow. Everything...

Hello, hello, thank you, Now, there are lambs in the fields £2,000 and told us we had to spend the cars we'd bought down where we'd be given a number of challenges. This is what I bought. It's a 1987...

Tonight: A fat man gets murdered, a donkey gets overtaken, and James wears ladies' underwear on his head. Hello. Hello, good evening. Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now, we...

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS Hello, good evening, and welcome to a Top Gear Nativity Special. Tonight, we are the three wise men, and our challenge is to get from the East to the birthplace of the Baby Jesus...

Tonight, James asks a girl for a favour. No. Richard listens to a man. And I polish a bishop. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, good evening! Hello, thank you, everybody, thank you. Now. New cars come out...

Tonight, I talk to a man in sunglasses. James draws a square on a wall. And Richard plays with a soldier's chopper. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, good evening. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you,...

'Tonight, I use a machine.' Agh! James writes on a blackboard... And Richard lobs fruit into a caravan. APPLAUSE Thank you, everybody. Thank you, thank you so much. Good evening, hello. Thank you,...

Tonight, I talk to two old ladies. Richard makes a phone call. And James sniffs his own armpit. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Good evening, hello. Hello, everybody. Thank you so much, thank you. Now... we...

Tonight, I find a bicycle in a river... James annoys a dog... and Richard jumps over a dyke. Hello! Hello, good evening! Hello, everybody. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you. Now... we start...

Tonight, Richard Hammond buys a cup of coffee. James May slips on some snow. I hate snow. And we show a picture of Steve McQueen. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello! Hello, everybody. We're back! Thank you...