Spike milligan
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
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I'm a hero with coward's legs.
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
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It's all in the mind, you know.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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