Scott adams

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

I'm primarily just an investor.

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

My investments have been hurt.

I try to avoid giving advice.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'