Scott adams

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my...

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the...

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better...

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever...