{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
It all started with a big bang. Wait, we don't have to go back that far. The earth was formed 4.5 billion years ago. No, still too far. Try this. It's the middle ages. People in...