Miscellaneous jokes

Alabama Q. What's the difference between a University of Alabama sorority sister and a scarecrow? A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals. Q. Whats...

Q: What do you get when a guy with Swine Flu picks his nose? A: Pulled Pork! Q: How do you know if you have the Swine Flu? A1: A small curly tail starts growing at the top of your tailbone! A2: You...

Bad Celebrity Product Endorsements Is it me or have celebrity endorsements gotten out of hand. Below you'll find endorsements that I think have gone too far. Name of Celebrity Endorsement Carrot Top...

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat...

March 2014 Frozen, about a girl who turns everything into ice. Or, in layman's terms, Kim Novak's plastic surgeon. Y'all need to stop hating on Pharrell's Hat! It only takes Jennifer Lawrence in a...

Q: What is BP telling Americans about their latest plan for the Gulf oil spill? A: Driving SUVs will melt the polar ice caps and dilute the spill! Q: Why is the Mile High Club is ancient history? A:...

Alabama Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery? A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama? A: Everyone has the same DNA. Q:...

Funny Word Origins (These are actual origins of commonly used words) FUCK The word "FUCK" is said to actually be an acronym that originated in medieval times, durng the black plague to keep...

What do ghosts dance to? Soul music Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet! What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance What kind of dance do mothers like best? The Mom-bo Why...

Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a steam locomotive? A: The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says "Choo Choo Choo!" Q: What wobbles...