Flight of the Conchords

Okay, band meeting. - Bret? - Yes. - Jemaine? - Also yes. Murray? Present of course. Right. Oh, yes, item one: Uh, oh, good news: Your CDs made double platinum in America. What? Are you serious? How'd...

Man, back in New Zealand, I was getting it on with lots of chicks. - Who? - Well, uh... Sarah Fitzpatrick, uh, Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick... the list goes on. - That was all of them? -...

Well, needless to say, people are still talking about me in Barcelona. I bet they are. - Yeah. - Oh, hey, guys. Come in. Good timing. All right, let's get started. Band meeting, Jemaine. - Yes. -...

# Are you feeling the feeling? # # Feeling the feeling # # That I'm feeling # # That we're feeling. # Yeah! - Thank you very much. - Thank you, Mel. - Thanks, Mel. - Thank you, Murray. Um, we're...

Okay, so cool ideas. We've got leather jacket. - That's good for the image. - Mm-hmm. - Where's yours? - It's on my chair. All right, uh... you could put a cigarette behind your ear, or a pencil. No....

Okay, band meeting. - Murray, present. Bret, present. - Mm-hmm. Jemaine, present. All right, I haven't got time for your time wasting. Today I've got to move fast. We've got some really good news....

Come on, man, I can't go in there by myself. I don't like croissants. What was all that about just then? - What? - About you not liking croissants? What are you talking about? - What are you talking...

Here you go, thanks. Next please? - Can I grab one of the apples, please? - Uh, you, sir? - And a... and a banana. - I think he was first. No, you were first. What are you having, sir? - Uh, two...

Okay, band meeting. Jemaine? Yes. Yes. Bret? No. What do you mean no? - I'm not here. - You're not here? - No. - Where are you? No, I was just joking. You're obviously here so I'm putting you down......

Tickle tickle tickle! Hey Bret, how come you don't tickle me anymore? - What? - Huh? Oh, I'm just joking. Tickle tickle. Actually, seriously though, you guys are just tickling each other and, you...