Dirty jokes

Q: What games to cocaine enthusiasts play? A1: Cocaine Pong, its the same as Beer Pong but you simply empty out the beer and replace them with grams of raw cocaine. Start playing and enjoy! A2:...

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s sister, he went to a department store and...

One day a boy comes home from school and says,  "Dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school."  so the father replies,  "go ask your mother if she...

What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it? Q: Why should Playboy wait 5 years to shoot Lindsay Lohan nude? A: In 5 years they can just go to the morgue!...

One day a cowboy came into a little town restaurant. He looked through the menu and found some bull balls "Ummm... waitress, why are there bulls balls on the menu?" "Well sir, you see,...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Trev says to Greg behind him,"Shiiiiit, my elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind...

One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking he asked the bartender if there was a room and any women around. The...

Q: What’s another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. Q: What do a dildo and tofu have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes. Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde? A: You put a dildo...

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After...