Dirty jokes

One time, there was a boy named Johnnie who asked his mom if she wanted to play. She said "No Johnnie, why don't you go next door and see those construction workers build that house."  So...

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But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? My last three girlfriends died of cervical cancer Try breathing through your...

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. ...

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters so...

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy...