Dance club massacre

In a world divided by color. There is only one objective - World domination. A new Monday night war is upon us, my friends. Six men will partake in unmerciful tyranny. A single roll to see who will...

Make some noise party people. It's the grand finale. At center stage where the invitational is endless. Times due to look our best. Put on your best shirt and slacks, ladies. Oh yeah sweet sizzlin'...

We've got the bags, the beers and the babes. Soaking grilled meat in the summer air breeze. Hoosh hoosh we all boogey on down hoosh the beers on ice. Here she comes, in a two piece suit. The kinda...

Let's get drunk. The troops are assembled and ordered to loosen their ties. For on this sabbath day, the fortress is ours. Every hour the shot heard around the world is shot by the likes of Jack or...

No, but you're wrong. For so god damn long. I've been waiting for service. Adorable... this place is adorable, but far too expensive. I propose retirement. What, no lime? No cute little umbrella? Oh...

Simply the greatest game of all time. A 5 on 5 b-ball extravaganza. Mitch and I shall be team captains and select the best from the best. In my first pick at power forward I choose the Samoan...

In the wonder years I was in my own domain. Thrashing to Phil, and Mustaine. Then I picked up a CD with a pair of breasts wrapped in barbed wire. This day will go down in infamy. There was no dress...

Don't bust my chops babe, you ain't no damsel in distress. If so I'm your villain. If we embark on this journey upstairs, the shit's gonna hit the fan. For someone who wears expensive armor, you sure...

Our story ends with a signature for something I'll never be. But it didn't have to be this way. Your uniform was no different from the rest but you were cool, so here's a brand new song just for you....

One night road trip to Chicago. I drove down with my friends. This is our last chance for grace. For starters we'll dine with what we thought to be kings and queens. Turned out to be just Palumbo....