The Duchess and the Cougar - Lyrics - Dance Club Massacre

Dance Club Massacre is an American avant-garde metal band from Chicago, Illinois. Formed in 2005, the group originated as a simple recording project between founding members Nick Seger and Kurt Latos. After recording three songs described as "Halloween-core" and distributing them to friends, the project became a complete band when friends began rehearsals with one another all while attending college.

Don't bust my chops babe, you ain't no damsel in distress. If so I'm your villain. If we embark on this journey upstairs, the ***'s gonna hit the fan. For someone who wears expensive armor, you sure as hell can't hold your own. You best be ready to bust out the Game Genie, cause I'm the final boss. I'm tired of one vs. one when you play with a handicap. Yes, I rock, but you sure could use a tutorial. I'm tired of half assed HJs as I blister my fingers. No, I won't find a worthy opponent. What's that sound downstairs? Man I'm missing out. Global Guts in on, and someone's making breakfast. What a waste of time.