Buffy l' ammazzavampiri
I’ve never really felt like I have any control over my life. I think that’s why I like video games. It’s so much easier to measure life in experience points. But when I was in Cheesybeard’s and I saw...
Hey, Mr. Kelly. Hey, Mrs. Cheeks. Snooooooooooooooze. But it's our three week anniversary. Three weeks? - Why, I believe that's diamonds... - It's not diamonds. I'd...
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{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
