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I’ve never really felt like I have any control over my life.
I think that’s why I like video games.
It’s so much easier to measure life in experience points.
But when I was in Cheesybeard’s and I saw that
...woman.
I had this crazy surge of confidence that
that... I could take on something that was
bigger and tougher than anything I’d taken on before.
Because I had the Guild as backup.
It was pretty cool.
This is really good pudding.
Yeah... there’s no way. Ok?
She breastfed me until I was eleven, so...
- There’s no escape! - Eleven!?
She is a formidable opponent...
but this could be a great group building exercise!
Attacks?
Um, acid tongue and a mean right hook, so stay alert.
Potions out and ready.
Let’s make the pull.
Wait! Why are we doing this?
She called me homely.
Man up. Right!
Sujan! I have missed three Pilates sessions
with this latest escapade of yours.
Get in the car and let’s go!
Mrs. Goldberg, um,
Zaboo has something to say to you.
You again?
Sujan, can’t you see?
Your babies would be so ugly!
Mom, I’m not...
interested in joining you..
at this juncture... very much.
Excuse me?
Forget it, I’m coming! Ha ha, joke’d.
Ok. Let’s get some frosties!
No!
Madam, Zaboo is on record
that he does not wish to go home with you.
I can notarize a statement in writing.
I’m licensed, and have my own seal.
I carry it on my person. Always.
I’m sorry, but this is a family issue.
Your bald authority means nothing to me.
Vork has passive-aggressive aggro.
DPS begin.
But she’s so pretty...
I mean, ugly! Yuck!
No wonder Zaboo wants leave you!
I like your dress.
How many unemployed people
have you arranged to gang up on me?
Look, your son doesn’t want to live with you anymore, duh!
A real Mom doesn’t smother her kids!
Heck, they can live alone at 15,
I did my research.
Anyways, if you love him just listen!
Oof, I’m out of mana.
Nice damage, Clara.
He just wants to live his own life.
You can understand that, right?
You started all this!
How dare you try to steal my son!
- Ah, but.. I wasn’t... - Wasn’t what?
Able to put together a decent outfit?
Wax your little moustache?
Hey! Get off our healer, she’s squishy!
Out of the way, you!
I’m immune to poison, Lady Face Lift.
Yikes, nasty crit.
Sujan, I’m just trying to protect you.
Every time you run off to one of these online women
I have to come get you out of trouble!
Every time?
Come home with me.
Don’t abandon me like your father did.
Mom, Dad had a heart attack!
Out of spite!
He ate all that fatty food on purpose!
Please, son.
You’re all I have left.
Augh! Don’t cry!
- Brain melting! - No! Zaboo!
It’s your life! You don’t have to live it for her!
I know!! But...
she’s my mommy...
She’s got him mind controlled! Do something, Vork!
Woman...
tears...
paralyzed...
Zaboo’s Mom, chill.
A MILF as hot as you can find another son.
Hell, I’ll volunteer and you can spank me
or bathe me or whatevs.
Well thank you,
but I don’t want another son.
And my son doesn’t want another mother!
Oh yeah? He tried to suicide ‘cause of you!
No screenshot, but trust me, it happened.
Is this true?
Yeah... you kinda inspired it.
Ouch.
She’s stunned.
Heal him up Codex!
Zaboo you can tell her.
We’re here for you.
Mom...
I’m tired of you treating me like a little kid, ok?
I’m an adult and
I’d like to be able to read my *** wherever I want.
In the living room. During lunch. Ok? So...
Just, look, I love you but Dad was right.
You can be a real crazy b... lady.
Ok? So...
So, I’m not going home with you.
She’s down!
Yeah!
Don’t bother changing your mind.
I always wanted a sewing room.
Did you see what we did, you guys?
Socially maladjusted my butt!
Yeah, we totally knocked her into menopause.
Yeah, own’d.
Just a sec guys...
- Zaboo, no! - Mom! Do I get a goodbye hug?
Is she gone?
For now.
But remember, every boss has a re-spawn timer.
Speaking of spawn...
Clara, where are your kids?
Oh, yeah. Right.
Hey, thanks for coming out of stealth back there, buddy.
No prob. I’m sorry I was *** to you guys.
It’s just hard being exploited ‘cause I’m all hot and stuff.
And I just kinda took it out on you guys.
I suppose we can call our inbox clean.
You fought well for the Guild.
Yeah. Too bad she didn’t drop any loot.
She dropped some loot for Codex.
Oh, sh...