Aborted jesus

Ugh, I've got the mud.

Crouching in the bushes By the Rio Grande Border Patrol won't see me I've covered myself in sand Crossing the border for a better life A broken man, his daughter, and his impoverished wife The jokes...

Fire up the time machine again And grab the cooler and a lot of beers I hope the boys all RSVP'd Oh man, this cookout's gonna kick some ass We're heading back in time once more I'm getting sloppy...

It only turns me on When the tables are turned Submitting to a dozen girls Is the thrill for which I yearn I've gotta get them prepped And feed them refried beans Now gather round my ladies You must...

Adolf Hitler divided and Conquered Scoured the entire world for the shit of Jewish girls The Diarrhea of Anne Frank Waffen SS extract it from her ass Hitler drinks it from a chalice Consuming the...

I'm climbing through a window It's nearing midnight I've broken into the funeral home I brought a crowbar and an appetite I'm in the mood for a midnight snack And there's only one meal that will hit...

Uncle Barry's sick, can't control his bowels I clean up after him, and sop it up with towels Last Thursday I was thirsty And I craved a thick shake I realized the ingredients Were right there for me...

Two hours in Surgery not complete Chest wide open Nowhere to pee Surgeon's bladder growing Asshole puckered hard Open Chest Toilet Feces on your heart Heart now pumps urine Through the capillaries...

Dissect the baby Place it on the table Push aside the high-chair Dissect the baby Now remove its diaper Taste the stinking feces Dissect the baby Incise the eyeballs Suck out the juices The baby is...