Aborted jesus

Here's what you need for this fecal recipe Egg noodles, chili, pizza and beans White castle burgers and some laxatives Wash it down with egg nog, yeah! Augh, who beefed? It's stroganoff like you've...

Welcome to the jungle Someone's someone flinging shit It's getting in my eyes and mouth And it's starting to sting I can hear the monkeys cackling at me But I can't see where they're throwing from...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's like a fire hose! This spray is out of control When my anus becomes a volcano My cheeks are spread I think I've lost a lot of blood My walls are brown and red My ass exacts its...

Do you like my crispy yarmulke? Can you guess what it's made of? It used to be a homeless guy's nutsack But it looks so good, i can't give it back! Check out my pubic hair propeller beanie Watch me...

One, two-hoo, three!

Sip diarrhea from a pan Nurse diarrhea from a mug Gulp diarrhea from a pot Guzzle diarrhea from a jug GULPING A POT FULL OF DIARRHEA! Fry diarrhea in a wok Gobble diarrhea on some bread Snack on...

I'm out of lunch meat, got no liverwurst Won't let it stop me. I know what I need. Carefully place twelve used band-aids on the Kaiser roll with menstrual blood A juicy dead mouse, sprinkle on some...

I steal them from the hospital And put them in my home In my homemade sexual prison Are mentally challenged folk Retard Orgy - IQ of 25 Retard Orgy - Trisomy 69 In my house, drooling mouths Sloped...

Hitting on some desperate bitch At the fraternity mixer Slip a Roofie in her drink A taste of the magic elixir Drag her out to my secret shed And pull apart her thighs As i lean down to give her head...