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One Hundred Thousand Sarcastic Stories
This episode is dedicated to classic Chinese animations
Episode Calabash
This episode brought to you by Youyaoqi
I'm the third brother
Snake demon or whatever demon, come out and prepare to die
My muscles and bones are of steel, resisting swords and guns
If you don't believe me, try to behead me or pierce my eyes or whatever you wish
He's bleeding like hell
WTF man it hurts you ***
Penetrating me so violently
But you said I could hit you wherever I want
You're picking on my hemorroid
Don't you see that I've hemorroid What are you going to do with this hemorroid Why attack my hemmorroid
How am I supposed to know that you have hemorroid
Third brother - idiot
The Snake Demon heard that the furnace of Taishang Laojun had fallen somewhere in the human world
Let's go, boys
If one uses this furnace with the seven calabash brothers
One can concoct pills of immortality
Let's go find that furnace
Yes your majesty
Don't call me your majesty, call me my queen
Yes your majesty, no problem your majesty
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You found: second brother - 1
Look, your majesty
The furnace was hidden in midst of the valley
Somehow I feel that if we open this
Piccolo would spring out or something like that
What are you talking about, your majesty?
Nothing, I was talking to myself
And I said call me my queen!
Lovely little brother of mine
That's the snake demon who took our brothers, right?
No doubt about it, didn't know that we would come across them here
Dear big brother
OK Then
Let's get rid of them, big brother
Yes little brother, let's go hands in hands
Fire brother's blazing flames
Water brother's raging waves
The two powers combined
And the result is...
Vapor
Hey you, you're interrupting on purpose
I think the problem is you
Me, the problem? Is that how you talk to your elder brother?
You're being arrogant lately
Just because your power opposes mine
You look down on your elder brother
It's you who's arrogant
You brag about being older
But you just broke the shells a few seconds earlier, quit showing off
I don't like that stupid show-off attitude
Say that again, huh
Let's fight without our powers
As you wish, don't whine after you've lost
What kind of day is this?
I caught three calabash brothers
Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket
You found - Fourth brother x1 Fifth brother x1
Fourth brother, fifth brother - idiot
Sixth brother - Idiot
What just happened
And then
You better return my grandpa and brothers right now
Even Tianwang Laozi
Can't save your souls
It can't be
Why are you surprised, your majesty
You fool, can't you see
His art style is completely different from ours
Ye-yes
You have a keen eye, your majesty
It's not your majesty, it's my queen
Is that so
It seems that you are
adamant, inexorable, pertinacious and ambidextrous
I didn't even say anything yet
And those aren't synonyms
Seventh brother heard that the Snake Demon won't release them
Infuriated by rhis,
he maximized his power to kill the snake demon
And save his grandfather and brothers
Seeing this, the snake demon was deeply frightened
Deeply frightened my ***
Don't turn me into Hong Kong comic-style too
You should feel honoured
I will take out my most powerful treasure to deal with you
Most powerful
Treasure
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