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[MUSIC PLAYING]
COUNT VON COUNT: [SINGING]
One day, as I sat here on this YouTube site, I felt like
counting, 'cause that's my delight.
But what could I count here?
Oh, what should it be?
Should I count ninja kitties or bites from Charlie?
Then how it hit me--
I knew what to choose.
Forget bitten fingers.
I'll count all the views.
How many watched us?
I'll tell you the news 'cause I'm
counting the Yous in YouTube.
There's one little viewer in a coffee shop.
She sat and she watched us upon on her laptop.
And two, three, four, five, six, and seven, and eight were
watching from libraries.
Isn't that great?
And nine, 10, 11 and 12 and 13 were peering at us from
computer screens.
They watched Elmo's ducks and they watched [? Ellie's ?]
shoes.
How many viewers were viewing these views?
I must keep on counting.
There's no time to lose, 'cause I'm counting the you's
the in YouTube.
I'm up 100-- no, 200, 300.
There's 400, 500 looking at me.
600, 700, 800, 900-- so many viewers.
Oh, this is divine.
I count to 1,000 then add thousands more.
I get to a million.
There's viewers galore.
They watch Bert and Ernie and they stay amused.
But how many viewers are viewing these views?
There's no time to sleep and there's no time to snooze
'cause I'm counting the Yous in YouTube.
10 million, 20 million-- oh, I'm not done.
Counting in millions is a million times fun.
100 million, 2 million, 300, 4.
We've counted this far.
Now, let's count some more.
I count to a number so big and so fine, I get to 999,999,999.
Am I done counting?
Oh, can it be?
Wait, there's one more viewer there looking at me.
I have some more counting that I must do.
Before I can finish, I must count you.
I counted to a number so big and so high, because when I
add you, that's a billion.
Oh, my!
One billion, one billion--
oh, I'm enthused.
But I want to keep counting.
Yes, that's what I choose.
So I'll make you an offer that you can't refuse.
You keep on viewing and I'll count the views, 'cause I'm
counting the you's, I'm counting the you's, I'm
counting the you's in YouTube.
Hey!
ELMO: [SINGING]
This is the song-- la, la, la, la--
Elmo's song.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Elmo's song.
MUPPET: I like it.
ELMO: [SINGING]
La, la, la, la, la--
FEIST: [SINGING]
One, two, three, four monsters walking 'cross the floor.
I love counting, counting to the number four.
Oh, you're counting, counting with me to one less than five
and one more than three.
COOKIE MONSTER: Hey, me just met you.
And this is crazy.
But you got cookie, so share it maybe.
It's hard to look at your snack, baby.
But you got cookie, so share it maybe.
Hey!