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>>> TIME NOW FOR "THE
RIDICULIST."
THIS SUNDAY THE NEW MISS AMERICA
WILL BE CROWNED.
THEY ARE STILL DOING THAT.
THAT'S NOT THE MOST SHOCKING BUT
THIS YEAR BELIEVED TO BE THE
FIRST TIME EVER ONE OF THE
CONTESTANTS WILL SHOW HER TATS.
MISS KANSAS HAS TATTOOS.
THE SERENITY PRAYER, BASICALLY
WITHOUT SPEAKING SHE ALREADY HAS
KNOWLEDGE ON HER SIDE, WELL
PLAYED, MISS KANSAS AND HAS
ANOTHER AT THE TOE YOU COULDN'T
SEE ON HER LEFT SHOULDER, THE
U.S. ARMY DENTAL INSIGNIA.
>> PEOPLE LAYOFF WHAT I SAID I
WAS A GREASE MONKEY AND WOULD
HOLD THE TITLE OF MISS KANSAS
2013.
>> I WON'T MISS WITH MISS
KANSAS.
SHE'S AN AVID HUNTER AND USED TO
RACE MOTORCYCLES AND SPEAKS
MANDRIN.
>> I LOVE CHINESE PEOPLE AND
THEIR CULTURE.
>> BEHIND THE TATS AND GUNS AND
BILINGUAL, SHE SAYS SHE'S A
NORMAL GIRL.
>> EVERYBODY THINKS OF MISS
AMERICA AS THIS GIRL ON A PED
STOLE AND I WANT HER TO COME
DOWN FROM THAT.
SHE'S A NORMAL GIRL.
>> READY TO TAKE THE STAGE WITH
THE BIKINIS AND HIGH HEELS AND
INNER BEAUTY AND MARKSMEN SHIP.
>> IF YOU WANT A CONTESTANT THAT
CAN HIT THE BULLS EYE AT MISS
AMERICA, THEN VOTE ME INTO THE
TOP 15.
>> BOOM.
I'M CALLING IT.
MISS KANSAS WINS.
THERE SHE IS MISS AMERICA.
THIS THING IS OVER.
JUST GIVE HER THE CROWN AND BE
DONE WITH IT.
SHE SEEMS GREAT.
I GOT TO SAY, GETTING BACK TO
THE TATTOOS, MISS KANSAS MAY BE
THE MOST ADVERSE THING THAT
HAPPENED.
>> HELLO, I'M APRIL LUDGATE.
I'M 20 YEARS OLD.
I LIKE PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS
AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE PLACE IN
THE WORLD.
>> NO, I DIDN'T WIN BUT AT LEAST
I DIDN'T MAKE ANY NEW
FRIENDSHIPS.
>> SO WHEN YOU WATCH THE MISS
AMERICA PAGEANT THIS WEEKEND,