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It's midday, Friday the 25th of September
trying to workout how to explain this
there's really no way
we're flying 13 hours
to have taco's
"Hi, I'm Jack"
"Founder of Jack in the Box"
"Order my famous taco's"
"crunchy and totally affordable"
"like the rest of my menu"
"how many should i get?"
"30"
*laugh* "that's what I was thinking"
*dropping sound of bag*
these better be some good taco's
so i've got my passport
i've got the boarding pass
plane leaves in about...
it's a taco
2 for 99c
i think their onto us
one thing to remember
while you're on a taco mission
stay focused
keep your eye on the prize
things can start looking like taco's
.
things are getting a little weird
first rule of taco club
you do not talk about taco club
the second rule of taco club
has something to do with cheese and lettuce
but that's not important right now.
we've got to get on this plane
*sci-fi sound*
we're about to cross the international date line
which means
we loose time
where do the days go?!? *crying*
*dreaming* as i slept on the plane
all i could think about was magical, floating taco's
must...
must eat the taco...
nom nom nom
nom nom nom
taco's
to all those who said flying 7000 miles was a long way
i now agree
travelling for 13 hours
is a long way to go for a holiday
but this isn't a holiday
it's a very scientific
and very accurate
measurement
of tacos
on the mission to get taco's
we have to quickly bypass
the soap box derby
"Welcome"
"To the Red Bull"
"SOAPBOX"
"RACE"
It's the Delorean
*crazy amount of yelling*
down the end there
it's a RedBull soapbox race
across the street
Carl's Jnr
we'll give it a crack
well we tried but
it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon
and their shut
their actually only open
till 3 o'clock
sorry 4 o'clock
don't know why
so we caught the wrong bus
and now we're in Burbank
we're susposed to be
ahhh?
somewhere else
not burbank
but we've ended up at an In-Out burger
i just don't know if they sell taco's or not?
so they didn't sell taco's
and now we've got to work out
how the hell to get to glenndale
which is where we were susposed to go
to whoever ripped out the taxi page
on the corner of Mangolia and Sanfernando
you're an ***
Jack is Monday
ten past eleven
still haven't had taco's!
i fly out at midnight
dude
where are your restaraunts?
i think your going to have to bring me back
you don't expect me to eat tofu do you?
i've found yet another Carls Jnr
i leave in 6 hours
Jack where the hell are all your restaraunts?
once again
i don't have taco's
i got pizza
but i want tacos
it's another In-Out burger
Jack we found you
be there in a minute
2 taco's for 99c
hello
how much are the tacos?
*1 dollar* waitress says
fantastic
can i have..
ummm
should i get?
yeah
can i have 50
i'll get 50
oh sorry
50... five zero
50 tacos
*waitess yells to boss*
and can i get a massive coke
the largest i can get
thank you
so this is what 50 tacos looks like
2 down, 48 to go
*urgghhhhh*
i can't eat 50
i can't eat 50 of them
i still have about 40 of them left
what the hell do you do with 40 tacos?
apparently America has
a taco tax
or a taco embargo
or something, i'm not allowed to take my 40 tacos back to Australia
so Jack...
i'm sorry
you know what this means though
Jack
Bring me back