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hi welcome to wal-mart did you find everything ok
no i did not
you moved everything around in the store
now I can never find what i'm looking for again
i hate this place
i'm never coming back. I'm sorry to hear that
we just remodeled our store and arranged the items in a way that makes much more
sense
finding things has never been easier i don't care
will did you know
that this is a twenty items or less lane
it would seem that you have an entire card full
would you mind letting me take the customers behind you who only have one
item
What the cuss?
i did not know this was an express lane
me and my crying baby were here first
they can wait okay fine
I'll just get another cart so i can put your bags in them
no i brought my own bags
as you can see i want to save the planet. even though oil is being pumped into the
ocean every second
can you at least un-ball all those bags for me? what the cuss?
i had to look around the store to find what i was looking for
you can take two minutes to sort out my bags that have cat hair on them. okay fine
I'll just go ahead
and starts getting your items. Oh no wait
that stake is on sale at home depot for one ninety nine i don't think they sell
steak
and at any rate
that sounds like a crazy price for steak
even if it was by the pound
you want an entire steak for two dollars
can you show me the ad
what the cuss
are you calling me a liar
i don't have the ad
and even if i did i wouldn't show you
learn how to do your job
because i'm nice i'll go ahead
and do it for you
well that's one item down one hundred and ninety nine to go
i have price matches for all of them
plus i have coupons omg are you serious
first you freak out
because the store has changed your items locations
then you bring an entire cart into the express lane
throw your hairy bags from home in my face
which by the way
will only slow me down further
then tell me a hardware store is has a sale on meat
then tell me you want to price match everything
and now you tell me coupons
w t f
did I mention i have ten things of WIC vouchers
omg are you serious
these clothes did not have price tags on them
or a u_p_c_ label on them
i'm going to need a price check on these ten pieces of clothing
also the deli has like one guy back there, I have nothing to do with the
deli
don't complain to me it's your fault
also did i mention i have thirty cases of tasty soda under my cart all
turned to where you have to pull them out slowly. OMG WTF is wrong with
you
also
do you have a trash can back there
i've just got done eating in the store because i was too fat to wait till i got
to my car
here is my bag full of chicken wing bones
also I'm glad I'm ignoring my crying baby
do you like the sweet music my baby makes? your baby sounds like it's an
agonizing pain
like a thousand fists are punching at it
could you perhaps try to calm your child down? My baby has free speech
he can cry all day long
also did i mention that i have a tax exempt card? OMG are you serious?
you're just now off telling me
i'm halfway through i don't care
cuss this
this is stupid cuss you
you stupid cussing cuss
i'll re-start
Oh did I mention
that i only have one hundred dollars to work with
i dont know if i can get everything this looks like five hundred dollars worth of
stuff
what the cuss where you thinking? Oh did I mention I'm going to need to
carry out
my arms are broken but i just saw you lifting weights
i don't care
mine aren't are broken plus you have no proof
you're surrounded by cameras left and right
i have no proof
and gee, wouldn't you know
it looks like your bill is at one hundred now
let me decide what i really need
and what i dont need
okay well i fed my baby today so he doesn't need any food
i can't live without my makeup
i must have this magazine with justin the beeber on it
but oh dear what will i do without my copy of alan wake
i need it. Oh my cussing god
seriously? blockbuster has alan wake on sale for ninety nine cents
and i should note that you're the slowest cashier i've ever been to
i'm never coming back here
i hope on the way out you get attacked by a hobo or somebody giving away a cat
or some little kid asking for fifty dollars for his baseball team
did you get my coupons by the way
i have i buy one get everything else for free
plus you owe me fifty dollars because i have a coupon that says you only fifty
dollars those aren't coupons
those are pictures of tom cruise printed off the interwebs
I just wanted to say i didn't know a person could be so stupid but you just
proved me wrong
thank you have a nice day
i'm telling your manager, Is that guy over there with the sad face and mop
your manager
i'm going to tell on you
you're going to get in trouble
then i will laugh
LOL L hahahahahaha
who gives a cuss
i won't get fired
they don't care
not to mention that's a janitor you retard
get out of my cussing store before i really break your arms
and for the love of all that is holy...get
that cussing baby to stop crying
i'm going to give that naked mole rat something to cry about if it doesn't
shut up i'm never coming back
lol ok
I'll see you tomorrow
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