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On this episode of Scott Vs Box, I open up the 160 gigabyte Apple iPod classic, Oh man,
do you remember when I unboxed the iPod classic? Huh, classic.
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(EXPLOSION)
Oh hello there, hey you ever wonder what seagull poop tastes like?
Let's go Tyler, what are you made of?
Ew! That was gross. This show is about five crazy teenagers who blow stuff up, and cause
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a comment. Well, I gotta get back to things. you know, 9-5.
This is the Apple iPod Classic, with a 160 gigabytes, and It's black, ooh, in a white
case, hey, you know what, I feel like listening to some Killers, I don't know why, I just
feel like I do. In this day and age, ah, so many features, that you can listen to music,
you can listen to videos, you can listen to photos, you can listen to podcasts, Curtain
Jerks, you can listen to extras, you can listen to settings, you can listen to songs, you
can listen to now playing, and you can listen to menus, ah, I love menus, I hate reading
them because everything has cheese in it, all here on the side you see that it's the
side of it, and on the other side, Apple iPod Classic, well, get the, guess hey everybody
I have to apologize, I guess the show went corporate, you know, Apple, what can I say,
it's a big company, right? And on the back? Ooh, tell me what it's got in there. It includes
iPod Classic earphones, USB 2.0 cable, and it requires a mac or PC, oh, that means it
requires Justin Long and that fat guy from the TV. Well, I have the fat guy here, and
here the bar codes on the back, in case I get a warranty, but you didn't. Ooh, and now
it's assembled in China, they're good. Alright, let's open this puppy up, yeah. I'm also a
surgeon. I wonder what it's gonna look like, wooooo, come on it's like uh, like uh can
of peaches. Hopefully they'll fall out in one thing. Ah, there we go. there's the inside
of the box, a little breathing room for the face plate, ah, and here we are, here's the
iPod. Ooh, uh, a little bit of weight to it, not gonna lie, a little bit of heft, little
bit of meat on this girl's bones, good thing daddy likes it, and on the other side? iPod,
there's all this plastic casing around it, so I can touch it all I want, and it's not
getting damaged, ooh, so secure, alright, then there's the little thing there, ooh,
it's an ash tray, see? Very nice, Apple knows that you smoke, because you're all stressed
out, because that guy at your job who's your boss yells at you. Hey, sweet! Henna tattoos!
Uh huh, and then ooh, pictures, oh comics, I love comics, okay here we go. So, uh, Spider-man
was one day looking at this computer listening to music, and then he's all oh, you know what?
What's Lizard up to these days? And then he put a disc in, and then he put his iPod in,
and then uh he banged Kristin Bell, so exciting. And then on this side here, we see that there's
warranty information, uh which I don't care about, and then oh, here we go, that's nothing,
and hey, lookee-here, USB cable, extra-ordinaire. Well, it's got some tape on it, so the best
thing to do, is to get the tape off. Ah, look at that, look at that, huh? Never seen one
of those before, Pioneered, opening up a USB cable for the first time on Scott Vs Box,
ah, look at this thing, look at how wonderful and useful this thing is. This is good, this
is um this is uh, you can spit in it, and then uh, oh, here are the earbuds, look at
that, I can stick these right in my ears, yeah, and then if you want to borrow them,
you look at that uh I got ear drunk, in my ears, and I don't clean them out to often,
what are you gonna do about it, huh? they're my ear buds, much like this is my iPod Classic,
oh boy, time to listen to some swinging tunes, on this 160 gigabyte black classic iPod.
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for my Russian Bride. She's in a box.