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Hey everyone, welcome to The Cool Drugs Show. Now remember, there's nothing cool about drugs
except if you do them. Then they're super cool. Alright? On today's episode I have a
chipped tooth. But I want to assure you it's not from doing too many drugs. It just kind
of feel out. That's life. That's why people do drugs. Today's episode is the worst inspirational
tattoo's. This guys tattoo says self made or never made. Sounds like a really crappy
new rock song or just a new rock song. Right? They all stink. Self made! Never made! This
guy needs to realize that there's a lot of things responsible for what makes the self.
If he wants to annihilate everything that's not self made he should probably cut off like
ninety percent of his body. And that ten percent is probably a really *** dude. Strong at
the broken places. Well, that just simply isn't true. Next tattoo. Who is going to stop
you? I don't know, me? Anyone? So many people can stop you. The universe, God, shut-up man,
stop being so cocky on your own arm. Which is a little flabby by the way. Look at this
one. Never don't give up. Well, I would hope that is a mistake. That's a double negative
implying that you should, indeed, give up. Although, I think personally that some people
should give up. Like this guy on getting more tattoo's. He is clearly not good at them.
Although his bicep, not bad. This guy certainly didn't never stop not giving up on his bicep.
I think that makes sense. Now I'm a little confused. At least we all know his tattoo
is no good. Check this one out, all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
A quote from author and poet Edgar Allan Poe. Wow, that might have been good in context
but outside you just seem crazy. Cause clearly this is reality and clearly dreams are dreams.
I know philosophically it's fun to entertain the idea but it's also kind of silly and a
waste of time. This is Inception the tattoo except that movie... was it good? Check out
this tattoo, live each day as if it were your last. If it were my last day I'd probably
be crying the entire time like a baby. In fact, I would be pushing people down to the
ground trying to get to a safer place. Only God can judge me. Well, clearly that isn't
true right now. Look at me, I'm not omniscient and I am judging the crap out of your tattoo.
Are you suggesting that only God's judgment matters? Well, fair. I bet you don't even
like this video. Well, it is making fun of you. If I were in the video being made fun
of I wouldn't like it either. In fact, I would give it one of those dislikes. Don't do that
please. Here's a quote from the dead James Dean, dream as if you'll live forever. Well
guys, that's one good way to disappoint yourself. Oh no I'm dying of cancer and I'm eighty.
I thought I was going to live forever because of my stupid dreams. I'm miserable right now.
Thank you James Dean! Thank you for nothing. Meanwhile, he didn't live very long. He should
have dreamed like he was going to live till his forties? We'll look that up later at a
fifties diner. That which does not kill me only makes me stronger. And it's decorated
with some holly. This line stems from the existentialism of Friedrich Nietzsche and
it's quite humorous, if not ironic, that there's holly laying all throughout it celebrating
christmas right? Nietzsche loved Christmas and Christians as we all know. Spoiler alert,
he did not. He hated their guts. If you're a bird I'm a bird. That simply is not true.
If you're a human and I'm also a human then were both humans. That makes much more sense
so why don't you get that tattooed on your arm. And lastly, some are destined to succeed.
Wow, that's nice. You trying to rub it in that you think you're going to succeed and
no one else is? So rude. So rude with your tattoo right now. That's what I'm going to
get tattooed on my arm, I hope we all do reasonably well. Well everyone, that was The Cool Drugs
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it. Ah my friggen hands come on come on! It's fine actually, it's actually a little bit
chilly. From all this fall weather we've been having. Goodnight.