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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Ice King: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Finn: HEY, FART FACE!
UNHAND PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM!
>> Ice King: FOOLISH
INTERLOPERS!
[ ZAP! ]
>> Finn: WHOA!
UNGH!
>> Ice King: HEE HEE HEE!
OOH! MY EYESIGHT!
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ CRE-E-E-E-E-AK! ]
>> Bubblegum: HUH?
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Finn: HEY, ICE KING!
I BET YOU'LL NEVER KISS THE
PRINCESS!
>> Ice King: I WILL KISS HER.
I WILL!
HOLD STILL.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU JUST KISSED JAKE'S BUTT!
>> Ice King: WHAT?!
[ POP! POP! ]
UGGGGGGGH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE HOUR IS YOURS, BUT THE DAY
SHALL BE MINE!
JUST LIKE YOU, PRINCESS --
MINE!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT A PATOOT.
THANKS FOR SAVING THE DAY YET
AGAIN, BOYS.
>> Finn: YOU'RE WELCOME,
PRINCESS.
UH...
>> Bubblegum: I'M GONNA THROW
YOU TWO A PARTY.
MEET AT THE CANDY KINGDOM
TONIGHT!
>> Jake: PARTY!
WHOO-HOO!
THAT PAPER CRANE FOR
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM?
>> Finn: I JUST THOUGHT I'D
BRING HER A GIFT IN RETURN FOR
THROWING US THIS PARTY.
>> Finn: HEH.
I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE MY BUTT.
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> Jake: I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE
MY BUTT, BECAUSE THEN THE
PRINCESS, YOU KNOW --
NO, WAIT.
I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE THE
ICE KING AND THE PRINCESS WAS MY
BUTT.
>> Finn: WHAT?!
>> Jake: HMMM.
OH!
I BET YOU WISH BUBBLEGUM WOULD
KISS YOU, TOO!
LIKE THE ICE KING AND MY BUTT!
>> Finn: THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
[ BURBLE! ]
>> Bubblegum: [ SMOOCHES ]
>> Finn: AHHH.
HUH? RRR!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Finn: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> HEY, EVERYBODY.
FINN AND JAKE ARE HERE!
>> Jake: WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Finn: WHAT'S EVERYONE
LAUGHING AT?
>> SHH!
>> STAND BACK, EVERYONE.
THIS STYLE OF MASSAGE IS CALLED
"BEST FRIEND MASSAGE."
>> OH, MY GOSH!
>> BECAUSE IT CAN ONLY BE DONE
FOR FRIENDS.
IT IS COMPLETELY CONSENSUAL.
>> OH, HOLY COW.
>> RELAX YOURSELF NOW,
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS.
HYAH!
>> OH! I FEEL SO GREAT!
>> Finn: WHO IS THAT GUY?
>> HA HA!
[ FANFARE ]
>> Bubblegum: GREETINGS,
PARTYGOERS.
GLAD YOU COULD ALL MAKE IT.
>> Finn: PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM!
[ THROB! THROB! THROB! ]
PRINCESS, I-I JUST WANTED TO
THANK YOU FOR --
>> OH...MY...GOSH!
PB, YOU GOT TO CHECK OUT THIS
SUPER-CUTE GUY.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIM.
>> Finn: UH...
>> THIS IS...
O-OH, MY GOSH.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
>> RICARDIO.
RICARDIO AT YOUR SERVICE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL EVENING TO
MEET YOU, PRINCESS.
[ SMOOCHES ]
I'VE HEARD YOU APPRECIATE
ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY.
HAVE YOU EVER USED A BALBAFLONIC
LASER TO ALIGN THE HYBERNAUTILUS
RIFT IN THE BOOBATRON
PLASMORDIAL FORMATION?
>> Bubblegum: WHOA!
NO, I HAVEN'T!
[ CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS ]
YOU WANT TO CONTINUE THIS
CONVERSATION ON THE DANCE FLOOR?
>> IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE,
PRINCESS.
>> Finn: WHY DIDN'T THE PRINCESS
INVITE ME TO DANCE?
>> Jake: IF YOU WANT TO DANCE,
JUST GO DANCE.
>> Finn: BUT NOW SHE'S DANCING
WITH HIM!
OH! I FEEL...WEIRD!
>> Jake: EH, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOME NEW
EMOTIONS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND --
LIKE JEALOUSY.
>> Finn: BLAARRRGG!
>> Jake: LOOK, MAN, JUST GO OUT
THERE AND GET DOWN!
>> THE PLASMORDIAL LAYER IS
COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT OF THE
BABALONS.
DIP!
>> Bubblegum: WOW!
THAT WOULD MEAN THAT THE
BABALONS WOULD FLUCTUATE WITH
THE PIRANHANANO SPHERE.
>> CORRECT.
>> Finn: UGH!
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE,
MAN.
I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT.
>> Jake: DO THE SCIENCE DANCE.
REMEMBER IT?
IT WAS SORT OF LIKE THIS.
♪ WAH-WONH-WENH-ANH-ENH ♪
>> Finn: YOU THINK THAT'LL WORK?
>> Jake: YEAH!
PROBABLY.
DO IT, MAN! YOU'RE A PRO!
>> Finn: SCIENCE DANCE!
SCIENCE DANCE!
...PROXIMITY TO...
>> Finn: SCIENCE DANCE!
HEY, PRINCESS, YOU WANT TO SPEND
SOME TIME WITH ME?
>> EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS.
YOU MUST EXCUSE ME.
>> Bubblegum: OH. UH, ALL RIGHT.
FINN! WHAT THE CABBAGE?!
I WAS LEARNING ABOUT ZANOITS!
>> Finn: OH.
I'M...INTO ZANOITS.
T-THEY'RE THE BEST!
>> Bubblegum: ZANOITS KILL
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF
PLANTOIDS A YEAR.
>> Finn: OH, NO!
NOT THE PLANTOIDS!
>> Bubblegum: PLANTOIDS PRODUCE
MELLOTOXIN.
[ BLINK! ]
MELLOTOXIN KILLS ZANOITS!
>> Finn: SO, ARE ZANOITS...
GOOD THINGS?
>> Bubblegum: YOU'RE TOTALLY
JEALOUS OF RICARDIO.
>> Finn: NO, I'M NOT!
I JUST DON'T LIKE THE WAY HE
TALKS TO YOU.
IT MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD.
>> Bubblegum: THAT'S JEALOUSY,
HON.
>> Finn: I'M NOT JEALOUS!
[ Echoing ] I'M WEIRD!
>> Jake: WOOF!
MAN, THIS IS GOING BAD!
HEY, FINN, YOU GOT TO COME HELP
ME SLAY THESE PEANUT MONSTERS AT
THE BAR!
IT CAN'T WAIT!
WOW, MAN.
WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?
>> Finn: UGH! I-I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS TRYING TO WARN HER, BUT --
BUT SHE TWISTED MY WORDS AROUND.
>> Jake: YEAH.
LADIES ARE TWISTY, MAN.
BUBBLEGUM'S SUPER-SMART, TOO.
>> Finn: I KNOW.
AND I CAN'T SHAKE THIS WEIRD
FEELING ABOUT RICARDIO.
I THINK HE'S...
A VILLAIN.
>> Jake: WHY?
IS IT BECAUSE HIS FACE IS SO
FOLDY AND DRAMATIC?
>> Finn: NO!
I CAN JUST FEEL IT IN MY GUT.
HE'S UP TO SOMETHING SINISTER.
>> Jake: MAYBE WHAT YOU FEEL IS
ROMANTIC RIVALRY.
>> Finn: I'LL PROVE HE'S A
VILLAIN!
>> Jake: HOW?
>> Finn: STAKEOUT.
HERE HE COMES!
THEY'RE TALKING.
>> Jake: LEMME SEE.
I CAN READ THEIR LIPS.
[ High-pitched ] "HEY, SHORTY,
YOU SHOULD PICK YOUR BOOGERS AND
THEN FART."
[ Deep voice ] "YOU LOOK KIND OF
LIKE A BIG PINK BAGUETTE."
>> Finn: GET SERIOUS, JAKE!
THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH!
>> Jake: IS IT?
DON'T GET ME WRONG -- I'M ALL
ABOUT STAKEOUTS AND SPYING ON
THIS GUY, BUT WHAT IF HE'S NOT A
VILLAIN?
WHAT IF HE JUST LOOKS WICKED?
SOME PEOPLE LOOK WICKED BUT ARE
SUPER-NICE.
>> Finn: I GOT TO TRUST MY GUT.
>> Jake: OOH.
>> Finn: HE'S ON THE MOVE.
LET'S ROLL.
[ GRUNTS ]
I SEE HIM.
HE'S HOLDING ROPE AND GOING INTO
THE TRASH.
HE'S SMASHING BOTTLES.
AND PRETENDING TO STAB SOMEONE!
>> Jake: SO...HE'S RECYCLING?
OR WHAT?
>> Finn: I THINK YOUR GUT'S A
LITTLE NAIVE, JAKE.
HOLY MOLY!
HE'S -- HE'S WITH THE ICE KING!
THEY'RE SHOUTING SOMETHING.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
RICARDIO IS TOSSING HIM IN THE
DUMPSTER AND RUNNING AWAY!
>> Jake: SO I WAS RIGHT!
HE IS A GOOD GUY -- WHO'S JUST
CURSED TO LOOK SUSPICIOUS.
YOU AND ME, GUT.
TOGETHER FOREVER, SOLVING
CRIMES AND MAKING UP RHYMES.
>> Finn: NO WAY!
THIS PROVES HE'S A SUPERVILLAIN!
MORE POWERFUL THAN LESSER
VILLAINS, LIKE THE ICE KING.
>> Jake: ♪ YOUR GUT SAYS HE'S
EVIL ♪
♪ MY GUT SAYS HE'S GOOD ♪
♪ WHY NOT PUT OUR GUTS
TOGETHER ♪
♪ AND END THIS FUNKY FEUD? ♪
>> Finn: THEN IT'S SETTLED.
WE'RE GONNA CONFRONT RICARDIO
FACE-TO-FACE AND PROVE HE'S
EVIL.
>> Jake: OR GOOD.
>> OOF!
>> Finn: SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
RICARDIO?
ARE YOU EVIL?
>> Jake: OR NICE, WITH AN EVIL
FACE?
>> THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
>> Finn: THE SAFETY OF
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM IS MY
BUSINESS.
>> Jake: YEAH, WE JUST WANT TO
KNOW IF YOU'RE EVIL OR NOT.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Both: YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH?!
>> Jake: YEAH!
YES!
>> Finn: YOU STAY AWAY FROM
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM WITH ALL THAT
STUFF!
>> NOW THAT MY PLAN IS NEARLY
COMPLETE, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN
STOP ME.
>> Finn: I COULD STOP YOU IF I
WANTED!
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Finn: YEAH!
>> OH, YEAH?!
>> Finn: YEAH!!
YAHH!
>> Bubblegum: [ GASPS ]
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
>> Finn: PRINCESS?!
>> Bubblegum: RICARDIO?
>> YES?
I'M ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS.
>> Bubblegum: FINN, WHY'D YOU DO
IT?
>> Finn: HE WAS GONNA HURT YOU
WITH THOSE ROPES AND BOTTLES!
>> Bubblegum: THESE WERE FOR OUR
BALBAFLONIC LASER.
>> IT'S NOT ALL HIS FAULT,
PRINCESS.
I MIGHT HAVE LOOKED A LITTLE
THREATENING.
>> Bubblegum: FINN, YOU
SHOULDN'T PUNCH BRAINIACS.
YOU KNOW HOW FRAGILE THEY ARE.
YOU GOT TO STOP THIS JEALOUS
BUSINESS.
>> Finn: BUT --
>> Bubblegum: COME ON, RICARDIO.
I'LL PATCH YOU UP AND GIVE YOU
CANDY.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
SHE HATES ME NOW.
I WAS TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT
RICARDIO.
>> Ice King: NO, FINN.
YOU WERE NOT WRONG.
HE IS EVIL!
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> Finn: ICE KING, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT THIS?
TELL ME, OR I'LL DO SOMETHING!
>> Jake: HOLD UP, FINN.
THE ICE KING LOOKS SORT OF
DAMAGED.
>> Finn: I DON'T CARE.
I ONLY CARE ABOUT RICARDIO.
>> Ice King: BUT...MY ENERVATED
CONDITION HAS EVERYTHING TO DO
WITH HIM.
I WAS TRYING TO CAST A SPELL
THAT WOULD GIVE ME TOTAL
CONTROL OF PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM'S
HEART.
BUT I MESSED IT ALL UP...
[ BOOM! ]
...AND LOST CONTROL OF MINE.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Ice King: HE PLANNED TO RIP
OUT PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM'S HEART
TO MAKE IT HIS BRIDE!
>> BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Ice King: WITHOUT MY HEART, I
GREW WEAK.
EHH!
BUT I MADE MY WAY TO THE
CANDY KINGDOM TO LOOK FOR HIM.
IN AN ALLEYWAY, I BEGGED HIM TO
RETURN TO ME AND LEAVE THE
PRINCESS ALONE.
BUT THEN HE THREW ME IN THE
DUMPSTER AND LEFT ME FOR DEAD.
STOP...RICARDIO.
>> Finn: GAH!
COME ON, JAKE!
GOT TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!
>> Jake: PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM!
>> Finn: PRINCESS!
>> Bubblegum: FINN! JAKE!
>> YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG,
FINN.
NOW I'M GOING TO CUT OUT
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM'S HEART AND
MAKE OUT WITH IT.
>> Finn: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
RARRR!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
>> Jake: WHOA!
[ GROWLS ]
>> ONE STEP CLOSER, AND I'LL
REMOVE HER HEART!
>> Bubblegum: FINN, I FEEL LIKE
A BIG IDIOT FOR DOUBTING YOU.
HE WAS JUST SO ENGAGING.
BUT HIS KNOWLEDGE ON PLANTOIDS
IS ACTUALLY PRETTY WEAK.
>> SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP, PRINCESS!
[ CREAK! ]
>> OOF!
I'M GONNA SMOOCH THAT HEART!
IT WILL BE MY BRIDE!
>> Finn: WHY DON'T YOU MARRY
SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?!
LIKE MY FOOT!
>> HUH?
OOF!
>> Finn: AND MY FIST!
>> ARGH! UGH!
>> Ice King: STOP! STOP IT!
THAT'S MY HEART, YOU PIECE OF...
>> Finn: ICE KING.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> Ice King: [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: SHOULD WE...LET HIM
TAKE HIS HEART BACK?
HE IS...VILLAINOUS.
>> Jake: I DON'T WANT TO
WATCH AN OLD MAN DIE ON
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM'S CARPET,
MAN.
>> Ice King: OH, YEAH.
>> WAIT! WAIT!
>> Ice King: COME TO DADDY.
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>> N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Ice King: YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
>> SEE...YOU...GUYS...LATER.
>> Ice King: I FEEL...WONDERFUL!
HA HA HA!
AND NOW THAT I'VE SAVED THE
PRINCESS, SHE'LL MARRY ME AND
LIVE IN MY DUNGEON EVERY DAY.
>> Finn: NO, SHE WON'T!
>> Bubblegum: YEAH, NO, I WON'T!
>> Ice King: YES, YOU WILL!
>> Finn: YAH!
>> Ice King: OOF!
WELL, MAYBE NOT TODAY OR
TOMORROW...
BUT ANOTHER DAY!
ANOTHER --
OYYY!
UGH! UGH! D'OH! ENHH!
>> Bubblegum: THANKS AGAIN FOR
SAVING ME -- AGAIN.
>> Finn: [ Muffled ] DON'T
MENTION IT.
>> Bubblegum: NOW THAT
RICARDIO'S GONE, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE JEALOUS OF ANYONE ANYMORE.
[ TING! ]
>> Finn: I NEVER GET JEALOUS.
>> Bubblegum: KISS ME, FINN!
[ POP! ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ As Jake ] I MEAN, "KISS ME,
FINN!"
Am I doing it right, Jake?
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Finn: [ Laughing ] YEAH!
YEAH!
I FOUND ANOTHER BIKE AND MORE
COMPUTERS!
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>> Jake: I KEEP FINDING BABY
SHOES!
[ FOOSH! ]
WHAT THE HECK, MAN?!
AND THEY'RE ALL LEFTIES!
SORRY I'M NOT FINDING ANY LOOT.
>> Finn: KEEP IT TOGETHER,
CHUBBY, BECAUSE I THINK WE'VE
FOUND ENOUGH SCRAP TO FINISH
BUILDING OUR GAUNTLET DOCK --
A DOCK THAT IS ALSO A GAUNTLET!
>> Jake: AWW!
BUILDING THIS GAUNTLET DOCK IS
HARD, MAN.
HARD WORK SUCKS.
>> Finn: DON'T BE LAZY, JAKE.
[ SLOSH! ]
>> Both: HUH?
>> Jake: INCOMING ICEBERG!
>> Finn: WHOA! THAT ONE'S HUGE!
>> Jake: I GOT DIBS!
OOH, I HOPE IT'S NOT BABY SHOES!
[ GASPS ]
IT'S A GUY!
>> Finn: CREEPY.
IT'S A BUNCH OF GUYS.
>> Jake: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
REMIND ME OF?
WELL-DRESSED PICKLES.
>> Finn: STAND BACK, JAKE.
I'M GONNA MELT THEM OUT OF
THERE, FULL CHARGE.
[ FOOSH! ]
>> Jake: WHOA!
DON'T ROAST THEM, MAN!
YOU GOT TO FLAMBé.
[ TRICKLE! TRICKLE! ]
AH! PERFECTO!
[ SMOOCHES ] BON APPé***!
>> Finn: HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
HELLO?
[ TAP! TAP! ]
>> Jake: I DON'T THINK THEY MADE
IT.
>> Finn: HEY, THIS ONE'S GOT
SOME KIND OF PACK --
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
>> I...REMEMBER...
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
...BUSINESSSSSSSS.
>> Finn: LEGGO! LEGGO! LEGGO!
[ CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! ]
>> WE...ARE BUSINESSMEN.
>> Finn: OHHHHH.
WELL, I'M FINN, AND HE'S JAKE.
>> Jake: WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS
DO YOU DO?
>> BEEN FROZEN...SO LONG, I --
[ ALL GROAN ]
...CAN'T REMEMBER.
CAN'T REMEMBER!
[ BUSINESSMEN CRYING ]
OH.
LOOKING FOR HELP, YOUR BUSINESS?
WE LOVE WORK FOR YOU.
>> Finn: NAH.
ADVENTURERS DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
>> Jake: YES!
HELP US FIX THAT DOCK!
>> DOCK?
>> Jake: YEAH! RIGHT OVER THERE!
>> YES.
THIS DOCK...COULD BE MORE...
EFFICIENT.
>> Finn: NO! WAIT!
[ ALL GASP ]
JAKE, THIS DOCK IS OUR FUN PIE.
WE SHOULD BE THE ONES TO BAKE
IT.
>> Jake: BUT THEY'RE BEGGING FOR
IT, FINN.
JUST LOOK AT THEM!
[ ALL TALKING EAGERLY ]
FINN, THESE POOR SOULS ARE LOST
WITHOUT JOBS.
WE CAN'T IGNORE THEIR PLIGHT.
>> Finn: UH...
>> Jake: GO ON, GUYS! FIX IT UP!
[ ALL CHEERING, SHOUTING ]
>> Finn: WELL, THEY DO SEEM
REALLY HAPPY TO DO IT.
>> Jake: OF COURSE, MAN.
THEY SAID THEY "LOVE WORK FOR
YOU."
[ BUSINESSMEN MOAN ]
>> All: WE FINISH.
>> Finn: WHOA!
>> Jake: TOLD YOU SO.
>> Finn: COME ON!
LET'S TRY IT OUT!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
AAAH!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
YEAH!
WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH! WHOO!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH! WHOO!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
SEE?
IF WE HIRE THEM FULL TIME,
THEY'LL BE BACK IN BUSINESS, AND
WE'LL BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON FUN
STUFF.
EVERYBODY WINS!
>> Finn: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> Jake: YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?!
MAYBE I'M RIGHT!
>> REALLY? JOB?
WITH...ADVENTURERS?
>> Jake: YEAH, MANS!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ STEAM HISSING ]
>> [ SPITS ]
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
>> Finn: FEELS WEIRD DOING
NOTHING.
>> Jake: RELAX, MAN.
THIS IS YOUR DAY OFF.
>> Hot Dog: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
>> Finn: TROUBLE, DUDE!
GET YOUR AX! I'LL GET MY --
WHA?
>> ADVENTURE PACK -- READY FOR
YOU!
>> Finn: HEY, THANKS, MAN.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
I HAVE TO SAY, JAKE, MY SWORD IS
TOTALLY SHINY AND STINKIN'
SHARP.
>> Jake: UH-HUH!
>> Finn: EVEN MY SHOES FEEL
DIFFERENT.
NOT ONLY ARE THEY CLEAN, I FEEL
RADDER, FASTER, MORE ADEQUATE.
>> Jake: COOL.
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Hot Dog: HELP!
>> Finn: DON'T CRY,
HOT DOG PRINCESS!
JAKE AND I WILL FEND OFF THESE
BATTLE CUBES!
[ ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ FINN AND JAKE GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTING GROWS WEAKER ]
MAN. I'M GETTING TIRED.
>> Jake: OHH. ME TOO.
THESE CUBES ARE...
WHEW!
...FRICKIN' RESILIENT.
HEY, BUSINESS-DUDES!
>> All: HUH?
>> Jake: HOLD OFF THESE CUBES SO
WE CAN CATCH OUR BREATH?
>> Finn: JAKE, THEY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIGHT.
[ BUSINESSMEN SHOUTING ]
>> WATER, ORANGE SLICES.
HELP REHYDRATE.
ARRRGHH!
>> Jake: THESE GUYS ARE GREAT,
RIGHT?
>> Finn: I GOT TO ADMIT...
OOOOGGGGGGGH!
THEY ARE HELPING.
OH!
I THINK I FIGURED OUT HOW TO
DEFEAT THE BATTLE CUBES!
>> Jake: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU HAD
TIME TO REST YOUR BODY AND
REFRESH YOUR BRAIN.
>> Finn: OKAY!
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, GUYS!
>> Jake: YEAH! GOOD WORK!
RAWWRRR!
>> Finn: GRAB ALL THE CUBES
TOGETHER!
>> Jake: GOT 'EM!
>> Finn: AAAAH!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
IT WORKED!
WAKE UP, HOT DOG PRINCESS.
YOU'RE FREE.
>> Hot Dog: OH!
THANK YOU, FINN AND JAKE!
ESPECIALLY YOU, FINN.
[ GIGGLES, SMOOCHES ]
>> Finn: UGH!
She smells like old hot dog
water!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HER!
>> Hot Dog: MWWWWWWWWWAH!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> I take one for team.
>> Finn: THIS IS AWESOME!
YOU GET A PROMOTION, FELLA!
>> WHOOOOO!
>> TAKE ONE FOR TEAM, TOO.
>> YAYYYY!
[ VIDEO GAME BUZZES ]
>> Jake: OH! LOST AGAIN!
>> Finn: MY TURN.
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
[ MONITORS BEEPING ]
>> Jake: WHAT'S THAT?
>> HEROVISION MONITOR.
USE SATELLITE TO TELL US WORLD
PROBLEMS.
>> Jake: OH, WOW.
ANYTHING GOING ON?
>> JUST SMALL THINGS.
YOU SAVE STRESS FOR BIG THING.
>> Jake: FREAKIN' AWESOME, MAN.
>> Finn: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
>> Jake: TAKING CARE OF
BUSINESS.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
[ GRUNTING ]
JAKE, HIT ME.
[ CHOMP! ]
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
>> Jake: [ SLURPS ]
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
>> MISSION COMPLETE.
>> Jake: YEAH!
>> Finn: WE BEAT
"ADVENTURE MASTER"!
>> Jake: HOLY MOLY!
>> Finn: ♪ WE'RE ADVENTURE
MASTERS ♪
>> Jake: YES!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Both: WHEW!
>> Finn: I NEVER KNEW BEING FAT
AND LAZY WAS SO REWARDING.
>> Jake: YEAH.
YOUR GUT'S SO HUGE AND MOLDABLE.
>> Finn: HEY!
>> Jake: HOLD ON A SEC.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
MAN, THAT TICKLES.
>> Jake: [ As Ice King ] I'M THE
ICE KING, AND I'LL NEVER FIND A
BRIDE, BECAUSE I'M SUCH A TOOL.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ As Bubblegum ] I'M
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M A
DORK BECAUSE I LIKE SCIENCE.
I'VE ALSO GOT A REALLY ANNOYING
VOICE THAT FINN THINKS IS
ATTRACTIVE.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S --
HEY, WHAT'D YOU SAY?
>> AAAAAAH!
OH, MY GOSH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
ALL I SAID WAS "YOU'RE UGLY,"
WHICH IS TOTALLY TRUE!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
>> Jake: UGH!
MAN, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR
SAVING LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS.
>> Finn: HEY, BUSINESS-DUDES!
>> All: HUP! HUP! HUP!
>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
>> MM...
JUST ONE MONSTER. WE DO.
>> Jake: RIGHT.
WE'LL JUST SAVE OUR STRENGTH FOR
THE BIG ADVENTURES, THEN.
[ SIGHS ]
NICE CALL, DUDE.
>> Finn: IMAGINE HOW AWESOME THE
ADVENTURE'S GOING TO BE WHEN
IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO OUT
THERE.
>> Jake: I'M TOO TIRED TO
IMAGINE STUFF, BUT I BET YOU'RE
RIGHT.
>> Both: TO BEING GREAT
ADVENTURERS.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Jake: EHH...
>> Finn: UNGGGH...
>> Jake: EUGGGGGH!
>> Finn: OOH.
AAH!
>> Jake: OOF!
>> Finn: OH, GOSH.
>> HELP US!
>> Finn: HUH?
JAKE! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Jake: YEAH.
LET THE BUSINESSMEN HANDLE IT.
>> HELP! PLEASE!
>> Finn: I HEARD IT AGAIN.
>> Jake: BUSINESSMEN, DUDE!
>> HE-E-E-E-E-LP!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> Finn: JAKE! WE MESSED UP!
THE BUSINESSMEN HAVE GONE
BAT-CRAZY, DUDE!
>> Jake: MAN, JUST LET THE
BUSINESSMEN HANDLE IT!
>> Finn: THE BUSINESSMEN ARE THE
PROBLEM, YOU LAZY PLUGHOLE!
>> Jake: HUH?
>> Finn: GUYS!
[ GRUNTING ]
GUYS, STOP IT!
[ GRUNTING ]
STOP IT, GUYS!
>> STOP WHAT, BOSS?
>> Finn: YOU'RE JACKING UP THOSE
FUZZY FRIENDS!
>> BUT...WE'RE BEING HEROES --
LIKE YOU, BOSS.
WE'RE PROTECTING THEM --
COLLECTING THEM IN OUR CARE SACK
SO THEY CANNOT BE HURT.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
IT'S THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY
TO SAVE PEOPLE.
>> Finn: BUT YOU'RE MAKING THEM
UNHAPPY!
>> IRRELEVANT.
THESE PEOPLE ARE IN OUR CARE
SACK.
THEIR HAPPINESS IS NOT PRIORITY.
>> Finn: I AM YOUR BOSS!
AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL FIRED!
>> FI-RED?
[ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
[ POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
[ THUD! ]
>> Finn: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, NOW I GOT TO
TAKE YOU DOWN -- FINN-STYLE!
[ PANTING ]
AAH!
UNH!
I'M KICKING YOUR CARE SACK,
DUDES!
>> Jake: FINN?
AW, CRUD!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CRE-E-E-E-E-AK! ]
I'M COMING, BUDDY!
[ POP! ]
[ THUD! ]
OOF!
[ POP! POP! ]
AGH!
I'M SO FAT, DUDE, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ] THAT'S IT!
JAKE! DEMORALIZE THEM!
>> Jake: WHAT? WHY?
>> Finn: DO IT, MAN.
I HAVE A LEGIT PLAN.
>> Jake: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
HEY!
YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE AT
BUSINESS!
>> All: RAWWWWWR!
>> Jake: HUH?
THEY'RE SUCKING ME UP, DUDE!
>> Finn: NOW -- EAT THAT ICE
CREAM SOME MORE, TO BECOME
FATTER, WHILE ALSO USING YOUR
STRETCHY POWERS TO GROW HUGE!
>> Jake: OKAY!
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
RAWWWWWWWR!
AAAAAH!
THIS SUCKS!
>> Finn: YEAH, DUDE!
KEEP GROWING!
YOU'RE BREAKING APART THEIR
ROBOT!
>> All: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Jake: OH, NO!
[ BOOM! ]
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> I'M GOING TO KILL YOU,
NOT-BOSS!
>> Finn: WAIT, MAN! WAIT!
I WANT TO RE-HIRE YOU GUYS!
>> RE-HIRE?
REALLY?!
>> Finn: YEAH, MANS.
[ BUSINESSMEN CHEERING ]
>> HAPPY!
[ FUZZY FRIENDS CHEERING ]
>> HIP-HIP HOORAY!
[ SLOSH! ]
>> Jake: SO, WAIT -- WHAT'D YOU
HIRE THEM TO DO?
>> Finn: I HIRED THEM TO STUFF
THEMSELVES IN THAT ICEBERG AND
GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
I'M GONNA MISS THEM.
AND I'M GONNA MISS THIS GUT.
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
I'M GONNA MISS MY GUT, TOO.
[ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
AWWW!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪