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What makes me care about the ladies?
What's not to love about them. Uhhh ...
they're extremely helpful.
The way they look ...
Beautiful ... funny! ... soft ...
More importantly, the way they feel.
'Cause if they're not feeling good ...
you aint feeling good.
You know why?
They have extraordinarily sharp claws.
I've got to be honest and say I've always had an eye for the ladies, but uh .. (laughs)
Well I think I speak for all men when I say that I've never met one I've wanted to eat on the first date.
Some of them like corn
and some of the women I know like bangin' their nose in the dirt really hard over and over again
Just the girls I know.
Always good company ... uh ... feel really, really nice
Ladies are beautiful creatures and they deserve our love and respect.
I've dated a few in my time.
I'm married to one now.
We've just been on our honeymoon.
She is a sweet chick-a-dee.
Most eggs in Australia are still laid by hens confined in battery cages.
Who wants to be cooped up in such a tiny environment all their lives?
Think about if you got caught on a really crowded train and the doors shut
and there you were - for the rest of your life. That's not good.
What if the person next to you was a ***.
You have to give them space - let them live their own lives
and do the things that they want to do.
I like to treat 'em right, take my ladies out.
You know if you love something, set it free.
And if it comes back, then it can ... lay you .. eggs.
Choose kindly. And help make cage eggs history.
You gotta give the ladies space.
Let's do it for the chicks!