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GRZEGORZ HALAMA
JAROS£AW JAROS
INA A STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW
BUMS AND THUGS
You May have noticed me
pulling up my pants every now and then.
I don’t know why they haven’t considered…
KABARET GRZEGORZ HALAMA OKLASKY 7-LETNI JAPOÑCZYK
this bulge here.
[laughter]
But if I pulled my panths
like so
[laughter]
[applause]
I don’t want to overdo it, but
if I do pull'em up here then...
I don’t know what happens.
But I don’t pull them up, they will keep falling.
I wonder, where does it come from?
Ladies and gentlemen,
there are ...
well, I’m not sure...
let’s say, 200 people in the audience tonight.
Now, just think,
of the enormous powers that you have.
‘cause the situation right here and now,
is quite strange isn’t it?
A live performance,
I get on stage and there are 200 people
staring at me,
waiting for me to do something.
And the tension is so immense…
In a second you’ll see what I mean.
Just fell the energy flowing.
[laughter]
A 7 year-old Japanese boy
can bend a teaspoon just by looking at it.
Now look what YOU have done!
[laughter]
[applause]
Sometimes the eye wonders a bit lower…
I’m not complaining,
[laughter] but please,
[laughter] look at my biceps, or legs. I beg you!
[laughter] ‘Cause you know...
Anyway, I had my legs shortened a tiny bit
to make my shows funnier.
[laughter]
That was just after I quit the basketball team:
I don’t need those long legs, I thought.
[laughter]
[applause]