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I match my curtains! Hello! And welcome to MichStake!
So I went to McDonald's the other day. But as I was sitting there stuffing my face
with great gobs of fries I saw this on the window
And I'm thinking, "What the? Are those fish nuggets?"
Yeah, those are fish nuggets. Then I take a closer look
IS THAT NEMO?! THAT IS NEMO!!!
HOLY CRUMBLES! All orange fish are Nemo.
Anyway, let me just fess up here: I don't eat fish.
And to be honest, I'm not too keen on having pet fish either.
Oh, look at those fish. They're...they're swimming.
They're swimming today. They were swimming yesterday.
They'll always be swimming. Seriously...
But even though I don't like eating fish, I cannot figure out why anyone would try these
"Fish McBites." Then again, I can't figure out the deal with
the Chicken McNuggets either. But then it dawned upon me: McDonalds only
has one other fishy product: the Filet-o-fish sandwich, and that sandwich contains a fish
patty that is square Are you following me?
Fish aren't square. Fish are not square.
Sorry, boxfish. Most fish are not square.
So my theory is that McDonald's starts off with normal fish fillets
...and dissects them to be square. Now, McDonald's has been doing this for years,
and apparently they have finally run out of freezer space for all these little fish bits
...and so they've been forced to find something to do with them.
So...TADA! Fish McBites! Hold on there...
Fish McBites POPPED FROM THE SEA?!
what does that even mean??!! Bite through crispy tender pieces of poppable...
poppable? Is that a word? ...poppable white flaky Alaskan ***
First taste the crisp seasoned coating, then plunge deep
into a creamy, tangy tartar sauce for a perfect tasting snack.
Repeat until satisfied. WHAT THE CRUMBLES WAS THAT?!
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