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Have you or a loved one ever fall victim to rogue hypervisors?
Do you experience feelings of dread when entering your data center? Have you ever
found yourself tracking troublesome phantom VMs?
If the answer is yes,
drop everything and call
SprawlBusters!
We’re ready to troubleshoot, for you!
Is somebody there?
-Have you ever suffered from Hypervisory Syndrome? -No.
-Do you cry daily at the cancellation of Firefly? -What?
-Do you have a secret collection of Episode One Star Wars action figures? -No but…
-Would you like to go on a date with me? -No.
-I don’t think she’s a reliable witness. -Leave her alone.
Back off man
-I’m a scientist, a computer scientist. -Look, I just want to know what’s going on in my data center.
Imagine this marshmallow represents the amount of CPU required in a normal data center.
According to our readings, the current set up of your virtual infrastructure
-would need a marshmallow the size of Uranus to remain stable. -Wow! That’s a big bleeping marshmallow!
Mhmm
Guys! Come look at this.
Disgusting.
Do you guys hear that?
Power on your Proton Paralyzers.
-I -O -Ernie
Boys, looks like we have an oversized VM on our hands.
Wow, it’s a chubby one.
They can hear you Dan.
Cloner got me.
Hyperplasmic residue!
That's great,
get the log file.
Oh no.
-Get the trap. -There’s no way our Packet Proton Paralyzers
can handle all these guys!
-Unless we combine the hypervisor streams. -Puppies and kittens,
living together.
Mass hysteria!
Whatever happens
lets be IT professionals.
We Came.
We saw.
We kicked some apps!
-Holy snapshot bloat! -It’s sprawl gone wild! -I’ve never seen bloat like that before.
-Looks like a job for -Sprawl Busters!