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Do you have an unhealthy obsession with schoolgirls and *** maids? If you answered “yes”
then I highly suggest you visit Japan. I was cruising around Akihabara recently. Saw some
buckwild lingerie shops and decided to give one a go. As you can see, they have a large
assortment of maid outfits. Or maybe hentai is your thing. Step 1: get a girlfriend. Step
2: go down to the lingerie shop. Step 3: Convince your girlfriend that you haven’t lost your
tenuous grip on reality and convince her to actually wear a sexy anime outfit. You can
always stock up on some wigs while you’re at it. And let’s not forget the ***.
Man, there’s just rows and rows of these things here. A few weeks ago I actually talked
to this fashion model in quotes. I don’t know if she really was one but she was dressed
like an anime character. And it *** freaked me out. She was trying to tell me that she
did some photo shoot in London and in New York but I couldn’t stop staring at her
gigantic green eyes and buckwild pink hair. Yeah, so long story short is, I don’t think
I’ll be trying to hook up with any anime characters any time soon. Yeah, so back to
the video. We’ve got some minshorts and miniskirts action. Grade A merchandise right
there.