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Hi. Hi. This is the one known as "Mr Owl". We've dress up specially because in about
half an hour from now, we're having my birthday party. It's a 90s themed party. This is how
I dressed in the 90s. Or at least the latter part of the 90s. So, pretty much how you look
now anyway. Oh, there are some subtle changes. I dont think you're really changed since the
90s. Well... I have someone really good to do my eye makeup now. I didn't do it this
time though! In the 90s I would have had to do it myself. Exactly. Yeah. And... I don't
wear lipstick anymore. It's just a terrible idea, gets everywhere, looks terrible...
But for tonight I am. I feel like on special occasions you do. Anyway, I've managed to
talk him into doing the "Boyfriend Tag"! I foolishly agreed to do it if she got a video
over 10,000 views. Which she did. So... don't make promises! That's the moral of that story.
Ok let's get onto the questions. Sure. Where did we meet? As in the first time? Yeah. Well,
we actually met when I was helping one of your flatmates move furniture into his bedroom.
We met very briefly. And I said "hello" and you said, awkwardly, "...hello." And uh, that
was when we met. I don't remember that. It was a brief meeting. I remember meeting you
when we were very drunk. We were. Yep. So romantic. Such romance. Very intoxicate. What
was our first date? Um.... would the first meeting count? No! We went out for a date.
A planned thing. What did we do? Oh! You're supposed to remember! You do remember! I don't
remember yesterday. I don't remember this morning. Oh, we went to Fidels! Oh... that
wasn't... It was pretty close though, right? It was almost a first date! was it before...?
Does it even count? We went to see Dark Shadows at the cinema. Oh we did too! That was a good
date. We should do that again. Or something similar. Not go see the same film as it's
not on anymore. There was a really good dessert. I have fond memories of that dessert. Like
a chocolate brownie. There was also chicken. Anyway!
where was our first kiss and how was it? It was in your bedroom, and it was more than
adequate. Did you know that I was "the one"? Yep. Straight away? Yep. Aw.
What was your first impression of me? I thought you had cool style. And a very pretty face.
And others bits of you I thought were pretty as well. Uh.... and you seemed quite shy when
I met you, which was quite cute as well. When did you meet my family?
When we travelled down South and met your Mother. yes. And everyone else. A bunch of
others. We did see your Dad before thatdid we? When he came up? Was it before...? See, you don't remember!
Oh the days, the just blur together. Do we have a tradition? We have a party for your
birthday. We have a birthday party every year. Wow, nobody does that. A big party. Yeah,
big party. You also have a party for your birthday. That is another tradition we have.
We have birthday parties. This is unique to us. Special people. Indeed. What was our first
road trip? I wanna say Auckland. Yeah i think so. Alestorm and the Death wave Disco. Gig
in Auckland. Was great. It was a long, hot trip. Who said I love you first, and where
were we? It was at a party at Le Chateau de *** Yeah.
And I was quite coy about it. And I was fairly drunk. So you didn't want to reciprocate until
I said it sober. Which came not long afterwards. What do we argue about the most? We don't
argue. I don't think we've had a proper argument. No. We've never... if we've been annoyed with
each other, it's never lasted more than 5 minutes. We don't get sulky or grudgy. Who
wears the pants in the relationship? Well, if it were up to me, neither of us would
ever wear pants. Because pants are the enemy. And I'd like
to direct everyone watching this video to wehatepants.com
Where you can learn more about the fight against pants.
It's a passion project. If I'm sitting in front of the TV, what am I watching?
A period drama. That's probably true. You're probably watching Big Rich texas, or Here
Comes Honey Boo Boo. That is slander. Or liable. It's also true. And not true. not true.
Sure. Probably watching a tutorial. What's my favourite cereal? Like breakfast cereal.
I haven't known you to eat cereal. Not for a while, but you did buy a box of- Muesli?
I like muesli. You did buy a box or cereal you thought I liked when I first met you.
For when I stayed at your house. Remember what it was? It's not very interesting. All
Bran? It was Sultana Bran. What's my favourite sandwich?
It would involve... bacon. And chicken. That's true. What would I eat every day if I could?
Bacon. I do pretty eat bacon every day. I've made myself sick of bacon. Which I never thought
possible. chocolate then? Chocolate. If I were collecting anything, what would it be?
Jewellery. Decorative objects. With no function. Clothing. Makeup. shoes. What do I have a
collection of? Rings. I have a collection of perfumes. I'm wearing one right now. Oh,
it's so good. You;re so good. Your face is so good. What shoe size do I wear? 5. Pretty
good. Tiny little trotters. When we go out to eat, what do I get to drink?
A glass of the house white. That's true. Or sometimes a fancy cocktail. I guess so. What's
one food I don't like. Baked beans. I like baked beans! I do! You won't go near them.
I chase you screaming through the house with a teaspoon full of baked beans. Not true.
On a regular basis. It's too easy. I don't like cucumbers. I was going to say cucumbers.
Oh onions. And capsicums! I hate capsicums more. More than any food in the entire universe.
I like that you don't like onions. Just... what's the point? What's even the
point of onions? What dressing do I get on my salad?
Salad? Hahahahahahahahaha!
You don't eat salad. I do eat salad!
Not salad for this one. I like salad! I mean I like-
You like the idea of salad. I like greasy cheese covered meat more. But
I like salad. You don't win friends with salad.
♫ You don't win friends with salad! ♫ Might make enemies though.
What's my favourite music? 80s Goth Rock. Me too. We have so much common! We should
go out. We should go around. Should hook up. Ok. *mwah*
What's my favourite sports team...? But I, you know-
You don't have a favourite team Your favourite sport is ice-skating. And that's
an individual sport. But you like um... Johnny... someone.
Johnny... in my head I just have Johnny Rotten. And it's not him. No. Johnny Weir. Johnny
Weir! And some other guys with eastern european names I can't pronounce.
I like Evgeni Plushenko, Evan Lysacek, growing up my favourite was Scott Hamilton. He was
my hero. Get a room. Scott Hamilton's the man.
What is my eye colour? Green. That's true. Very green.
Who is my best friend? Me. You're my best friend too. Aww. I like you. You're a good
guy. You're a real swell guy. LIES. This is the last quest-
Oh, yup. That's not weird. I'm sitting on her drum stool.
It's a lot of fun. It's is comfy. It was an extremely... *evil laughter* ... it's not
weird. It was a useful, practical Christmas present.
Yes. Promised it was something I wouldn't be excited about, but was something I needed.
God forbid a thing not have a use. My prediction came true, I have powers.
Finally... What is something I do that you don't like?
Hold me to my promises. What?! I promised to do this! Hahaha! A moment of weakness.
I promised to do this video and you held me to my promise and I hate that about you. I'm
glad that you did. You're a good guy. A really genuine, good guy. There there. It's a lie.
Thank you very much for watching. Uh... I guess that's all from us. Thanks. You're welcome.
Cool. And see you next time! Bye!