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New Zealand flag i think is very much like Jeremy Corbett [Laughter] we're all familiar
with it but it has it's time. If it's good enough for Team New Zealand to get sponsorship,
why don't we sponsor the whole country. Let's have a New Zealand flag sponsored by some
great New Zealand brands and New Zealand flag should a kiwi with it's beak in a jar of Marmite
and it's foot around a can of Speights going "*** YOU AUSTRALIA!" [Laughter] that's our
flag should be [Cheers & Applause]. I don't wanna go into too much detail but i think
we should change it and make it more kiwi like Paul said you know that's representative
of the country. You know let's get a bit of KFC stains on that flag you know steak and
cheese on the one corner just the blob of it. Maybe a 1995 Mitsubishi and then some
sneakers over a electricity wire [Laughter]. Right On [Cheers &Applause]. Thank you, wonderfully
argued so far. Why do we even have a flag anymore. Let's get rid of the flag altogether
and just hang massive screens like this over our bridges and government buildings. So we
could put up whatever we feel like were in the mood for. We made like our flag look like
other countries depending on how well they doing. During the winter Olympics, we put
the Canadian flag up. During the summer Olympics we put somebody else flag up. We could change
the little thing in the corner we could just have a big picture of Kim Dotcom [Laughter]
actually sorry, its always a big of Kim Dotcom. And those 4 stars you right we could change
we could put Lorde. We could put...That's it [Laughter] thank you. [Cheers & Applause].
Very good. Pretty powerful stuff there we go over to the negative team. New Zealand
should change it's flag? The flag should stay the same this chicken cooper wonderman you
guys are rabbiting on about is ridiculous New Zealand. Think of the bloody children.
The reason why is we should've if we change the flag we've gonna represent every district;
Northland would need a weed...leaf. You can't chuck a weed leaf on your flag. Blenheim;
what you gonna put on. Nothing good came from Blenheim you can't have a big gap in your
flag. Hamilton; how we represent them would need a weeping genital. You can't do that.
You can't put a weeping genital on your country's flag. These people would have it. These people
would have a *** weeping on our flag. Oh mate! All i can sum this up is three words;
Truth, Justice, Love, Hate, Deceit, Lies. That's six words i lied like them [Laughter]
[Cheers &Applause]. We've got the flag pole that's the main thing. I admitting make this
brief. My grandfather is a life member of the RSA (The Return Services Association)
and they don't like changing the flag because they say men died for their flag. They said
i'm gonna do this for my country, my family and a piece of cloth that looks, that alot
like Australia's. The RSA are real men, real kiwis. And do what they think and do you know
what called people who disrespect the flag like team 1 they called them "Flaggots" [Laughter]
[Cheers & Applause]. I reckon you guys should keep the flag exactly how it is but if its
history is told us anything is that people who gives a *** about flags a total dicks.
Let's have a look back the bloody nazis bloody goos stepping around and bloody setting up
inappropriate shower facilities. And then you've also got filthy Australians back home
these jingo-estic fowl mouth *** and if i could say if there's one thing that's
beautiful about New Zealand is you don't give a *** about anything. In Australia. Whoa!.
Don't suddenly prove me wrong by giving a ***. And back home, we've got a problem all
those Australians like care too much about the flag then wearing as a cape they've been
*** racist wankers about it. You know they saying stupid stuff like "Australia is
full". I don't know if you driven between Sydney & Perth but there's a lot of *** all
going on in Australia. By saying we've get some bloody Africans in there just so. ***
high five on the drive thru you know. Thank you very much.