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It says on Facebook that they have found the Higgs.
They have found the God particle!
Why God particle?
Because without the Higgs, the world would be a mess.
Things would fly around in disorder with the speed of light.
What a stupid particle.
I like it much better when things are flying around.
But without the Higgs nothing would exist.
Also, not you and your skateboard.
Hey, only because there is the Higgs, you can slow down at all.
No one can stop me.
But how did they find your Higgs?
They shot elementary particles at each other with a crazy speed.
Hey, that's cool. Why did you not say so right away?