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all right, mini me made a sex tape
come on come on come on
everyone has a sex tape dude and we haven't been
hearing much from mini me anyway who's name is really ah
Verne Troyer, yeah
I didn't know that until now ah look
if you think this stories funny
it's about to get a lot funnier
because we have the video, we have a video
we have obtained the video
he's he's in the Love Guru with Mike Myers
yeah, and of course mini me's famous for Austin Powers
uh we have the video don't worry you're not going to get to see mini mini me
it's not ***
that apparently is going to be sold for a hundred thousand dollars
who's going to pay a hundred thousand for that but you know what probably people will watch it man
uh so
here he is with and his love interest
and they're making out and
apparently they're unclothed but we only see the top part
uh check it out but uh ear *** the kids eye *** the kids cause it's not pretty
she kinda looks like a dude and she kinda looks like Anne Hathaway
she kinda looks like both
ew, you know I haven't watched it this far yet
that was it
yeah, well when he sticks his tongue out
now here's the thing right we're being total ***
because you know it's just a little guy having sex with a normal size woman but
I don't know if he shouldn't shave his head, I don't know what it is but it's just
unsettling man there's something unsettling about that
who wants to see mini me having sex?
apparently we do because we just showed that video
but i don't want to see the whole thing man seriously, no no no neither do I, if you said to me here he is
having sex with that woman I'd be like no not going to watch
no, I don't believe you I think you'd watch it
I wouldn't watch it until Jayar and Jesus started watching and then
they started laughing, they're like oh look at that and I'm like well son of a *** now I gotta watch it
that's exactly how it would go down here in Rebel Headquarters