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Welcome to another of installment of EGN news. Straight, no chaser, give it to you just like
that. Look, Colorado has legalized weed smoking and you know, a lot of people upset about
it, saying that you know, that weed is going to turn them into *** addicts and the coke
is going to lead them to heroine you know, like it's a domino affect. Let me explain
something, alcohol does more damage to anybody than weed, ya understand me. Mother ***
get drunk and then drive and then kill a bunch of mother ***. You smoke weed, you ain't
getting behind the wheel you son of a ***. Ya gonna lay down, ya gonna go to sleep, ya
gonna eat something crunchy, ya know what I mean. Watch how the crime rate goes down
in Colorado, because of the weed. They might want to rob a bank, but they they'll say "naw,
we'll do it tomorrow. ya know, tomorrow will be a better day to rob the bank ***, I got
the specs, we gonna have to figure out how to read them" ya see, so I say weed should
be legal everywhere on earth, alright. Weed has been legal in Amsterdam for a long time.
Crime is damn near non existent, the country has not fallen through the cracks, nobody
is getting locked up in jail, and thats why they want to keep it legal, let's be real
about it, cause these penitentiaries are probably on. If I can lock ya up for having weed in
your system, now I got a new *** in the penitentiary that I can get paid for
the government for housing your mother *** ***, ya understand me. Then the spend the
money to house your *** and just make a profit. It's all *** man. Take a look...
Now do you see that line around the block. You don't even see lines like that when Beyonce
come to town and that's a bad ***, so if they got a line, weed is the number
one star of the day and I think we should revel in her, she is in the bible. Said moses
talked to the burning bush, that's right, wasn't no bush on fire just talking to the
***, it was weed, that's what they called it then, the burning bush. He got so
high, he carved out 27 commandments, dropped a bunch of 'em, we only got 10, I think thats
why we still *** up. Anyway, roll up, smoke up, enjoy your mother *** life. Ya only
live once and to all you mother *** that hate weed, stay out of mother *** way
and business. Now go get a drink, and drive home real fast. This is EG news ***,
that's how I give it to you. Hey dude, you got that blunt, uh, we filming this in Colorado,
case there's any police watching.