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The role of a comedian is to make the audience... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
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When you're eight years old nothing is your... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
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In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.
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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce Quotes
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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I'll die young, but it's like kissing God. - Lenny Bruce Quotes
I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.
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The liberals can understand everything but people... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
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I hate small towns because once you've seen the... - Lenny Bruce Quotes
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
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