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-*** the dog -Go
-Move the *** dog, Zee!
-Hey Dave keep the dog out the way -Go on then Matt, gilly
-Look Jord just hang off it come on
that's it yeah just fall, it's not even high
Wow that was hard
-That's well dangerous innit
seeing how dangerous that...
-What you doing?
Why you filming me?
Seriously
stop
-Oh *** it's just like...
-You don't use your hands you *** ***
-OK
-What was that?
-I don't know
-Matt's behind you, watch out Matt! Look at Matt
-That's how hard it is, that's the wall -Yeah that is the wall
-That is the wall
-That the wall? -That is the wall -That is the wall
-Is that the wall?
-That is the wall -Yeah that is the wall
-Is that the rail?
-What was that?
-Yeah that was alright
-Again, 'yeah that was alright'
***...
-I'll do a front-flip
-Wicked front-flip man -Yeah I know, that was quite cool
-That was bo, that was bo
-Do you want to get run over?
-What? No, *** no alright
*** look at those stairs mush
-This was in his 'super high drop'
-Oh yeah super high drop
go for it Amish, go for it
go for it, go for it, go for it
-My turn, my turn -OK wait
-Go -Me?
-Yeah -I'm not doing anything
-Come on muppet
-One, two, three, argh
-I'll do it you pansy -Yes
-Ready? -That was amazing!
-Look Jack comes in... -Yeah
-Peace, peace out peace out -Go for it
-Stop dancing -Ready?
-Don't *** it up
-Jack's like *** the climbing frame
-Ooh yeah -Go on
-That feels good -Oh ***
-In your own time -Wait wait
-That looked terrible
-That was a good
-Yes!
-Yeah that was amazing. So good do it again
-Alright alright alright...
-It's Amish!
that was *** awesome dude
-Do it good this time
-Right I gotta do it now
-Stop kicking bottles around, what have I told you!?
-Go on, just kick Amish
-Go on do a little jig -...demo OK?
-Wow...
jealous
-You killed my mum, and my sister... I've got a brother...
let's go, let's go
-There we go -Argh
-What they doing? What the *** are they doing!?
Just being a proper jackasses...
-Alright Mike?
-Mike's in...
-Go! *** hell my camera's not on
-Where's Steve?
-He's *** taking ages... -He's not there anymore...
-I'm dying for a *** as well -I'll go and tell you when he's there
-Right you lot! Out through [doors]...
-One of you should stand like all the way on the other side of the road and just film... -Come on Amish!
-Run you fools!
-Are you filming? -Yeah
-Jo the *** red light's on!
-This'll be well funny
-Go on you muppet, you doing Amish? -Do I hit it?
-*** -Shut up ***
-Go on you gotta scream... no no -I don't need to scream I'm a Shaolin
-...he goes. Jack you went -Look out hedge!
-What happened? -A scab came off there look, mmm
-Ah tasty
-We're gonna go... -Hello
-One, two, three, four. OK ready?.... -Shut up!
-One, two, three
-Is it recording? -Yes yes yes it's recording, wait
yes yes yes
-He goes 'I'm gonna cut open your stomach and rip your right testicles out' -'Cause that's a nice thing to say isn't it
-Death!
-Spiderman
-That was good Steve
-Ah I messed it up
-Ballsed that up, do it again -Shut up
-Go on, straight up with a twist
-That was it! That was it except you landed on your ***
-That really hurt my ***
-Come on!
-Come on just do it!
-What are you doing?
-Hey? -OK I'm just...
-Where's Jack gone?
What you doing you muppets? Doing muppets? Muppets what you doing?
Haha that was cool
-Hey bellends!
-They're on camera... and Sam know's it -Bellends!
-Jord I know a little trick I can do
-Yes!
-Better than...
-Jack looks like a *** with his coat just pulling him round all over the place
-Yeah but did you see what I did?
-...the drop -What?
Yeah it's a long way down
-Hold up -Jack get your head out the way you muppet
-Yeah Jack
-*** hell -What?
-That looked quite bad -Yeah
-Ah Jack's being a pansy
It doesn't hurt that much just jump down
-Hmm -Go just jump...
-Just jump -OK
-Ah you're a pansy. Hurry up -Ready
-Tell us when to go -Right are you going to film?
-Wait -He's already filming!
-I'll go there, I'll go there, you can go here Jo -He's already filming
-Ready? Ready? -Three, two, one
-Ah ***! -What was that?
-You alright?
-That was amazing!
-You gotta do a silly face
That's good
-Get Amish to do a stupid face
Press pause and it will just stay like that
-Haha ***!
-Scared the life out of me mate -Yep everything's trying to put you off Amish
-Shut up, I'd like to see you do this *** thing
-...stupid face, and you freeze it
-Amish bought a Rubik's Cube 'cause he's sad hahaha point and laugh
-Point and laugh -It's your birthday present
-Haha no it's not
-Where you going?
-I hate it when you do that -*** you
-Haha Amish stood in something! -*** off I didn't stand in it
-You stood in it 'cause I do all my flips over there so... -OK, OK OK
-Yeah well, shoe number 1 and shoe number 2
-Let's do some stuff -What shall we do?
-Dunno
-***...
-Oi you ***
think you're doing?
I'm gonna kick you for that
-You're not even putting it in the right place, you *** -Look it's all fixed
-Look
-Look at that ***
-*** I'm going to do 'Gung Hei' on you. *** hit me and I'll knee you in the leg alright?
-Hey it's ***
-You're going off that pillar in a minute
-The ***
-What the ***, I'm laughing at nothing
-What
-Hey it's ***
-***, right that is it
-Don't fall -***, what are doing you ***?
-Dont' fall -Argh!
-You're a ***!
-...earlier -Yeah but that was like mud, that's not the same colour as that ***
-I got a new trick
-What's it called ***?
-It's called *** grab your coke, and *** throw it over the side you ***
-Is that the wall? -Dot com. That is the wall alright
-Go forth ***
split screen
-What you doing? Go away
-Looking into the camera
-Hey that's mine -I know that's why I'm drinking it, you ***
-Amish you're fat
-I got a fat *** as well so shut up
-Amish you're slim -I got a fat *** as well so shut up
-What, what you doing? -Making you blue
-So look at the camera and do a face... and then we just freeze it for a bit
-So amazing
-Go Jord go!
Come on quick
quick man quick
-***!
-Steve and Mike are just gonna be a pair of pricks...
-This is really funny
-What was that? -That good?
-Please bail, please bail, please bail
Please bail
-Yes, what did I say
-Come on Jack, that can be bails yeah -Knackered
-Right I'm gonna go for a round off backflip -Cracked my...
-You're knackered in already? -No my... arm
-***
-One, two, three, four
-They're all over the slide
-Ready? -Yeah, I think she wants to go down the slide
-Yeah I'm ready muppet -Muppets! What you doing muppets
-Shut up...
-Let's try it
-Hurry up you muppet -Ok
-You doing muppets, what you doing muppets?
-***!
-***
-That didn't look so great
-No, don't film me!
-Wow, I'm very impressed -Thank you
-Why did I go through it?
-Oh ***
-*** -***...
-Oh ***!
-What you wearing today Amish?
-It's the latest fashion wear in... shorts
-Yeah that was ***
-Ah...
interesting
-Joe Eigo style
-Yeah but it's always Joe Eigo style, but you can't do any Joe Eigo
-***! -Yeah!
-Amish is gonna *** it up
I must be psychic...
-Three two one...
-What the *** -You hit your hand on it
-*** hell again
-This is well hard... -No no record that... record Jo
-You said record this
-Ok you ready? -Yeah
-Done it again, it's so hard I know I'm gonna whack myself -Cool...
-You doing? -I'm not doing a wall flip!
-Yes let's go, *** yeah let's go
-Yes! -*** yeah!
-[Not] this again... -Nerrrrr
-Three, two, one... Go!
-***, what? -Argh...
-He isn't gonna do it... -He's just gonna *** it up
-I see, Jonah you're in the way
-Look he's not gonna do it
-You're a ***!
-Yeah this'll be the best way to film it, through a caravan!
*** get the reg...
-That was rubbish! Rubbish!
-Yeah that was not bad
-Isn't ten like your limit?
-What you looking at? -Jordan
-Me? -What about him?
-I don't know... -I dunno
-I'm getting really paranoid -My mistake
-This isn't fun...
-That was amazing! -We need to practice it first, wait!
-We haven't even done it yet -Yeah why are you even filming?
-Haven't got all day... -Yes we have
-Got like another two hours, plus another one
-Don't! Stop pulling it! Please don't...
-You doing you're torturing her! -Hey?
-You're torturing her!... You're evil!
-Ah you muppet!
-On ten. One..
-Stop bouncing up and down. What you going from ten for? -Wait, shh, stop *** talking
-Ready? -Shut your mouth!
-That was amaing... -Take turns take turns
-No, get off
-Standard
-Stunt number one -Jack watch out
-Filming it again? -Yeah
-And again and again
-Go on Jack, you were doing this last time
-Oh just do it you [***?] -What! You do it then
-Yeah I agree with him
-I'm not, I'm not allowed -What do you mean you're not allowed, you ***
This is... Jordan's leg, from when a forty year old man hit him on a bicycle
And went flying!
-Watch it, watch out you pillock
-Don't do it that side do it this side you ***
this side's better, just in case you hit the wood
-No it's funny if he hits the wood, do it that side Amish
-Mike where do you live? -Um, Cheltenham
-Jord, Matt reckons he's gonna get a trampoline now -Oh yeah!
-Oh yeah!
-What did he say? Seventeen foot or something or seventeen metres?
-Matt might as well just go into your house, count every item you have and just buy it
-[Is it recording] now? -Yes leave it like that -Dave...
-...you're a *** -Sorry Dave
-Come on Jordan -Is it recording?
-*** go! -***, you are a ***!
-You need to be more flexible
-He's a *** *** -I need them like that
-You *** do it then
-Jord...
-Right, trampoline
-Get off it!
Told!
-Ha you're a ***!
-Fancy footwork by Jordan -Shut up...
-No wait -Hurry up!
-Showoff! There's nothing there you ***
-Yeah there is... -There isn't
-Load's in there
-It's not even on -Ah my wrist!
-Trust, can I try a backflip with this?
-No -Please!
-Would you let me 'cause I never land on my hands?
-Yeah, I'd let Jord but I wouldn't let you -Why?