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[music] DANI: Oh look, its anything-but-this time.
I have two years of campaign.
The only one who's actually playing is Jason.
Jason's kind of hot --
JASON V.O.: You've been cheating! ERIN: It's not what it looks like...
ANNA: I'm going to cut you!
DANI: Two years. And now it's ruined.
STACEY: Look guys, I fixed it! [giggles]
JASON: You'll make something better.
[INTRO SEQUENCE, MUSIC]
LYRICS: So Roll the Dice,
six, twelve, or twenty sides,
You gotta play your part,
It does no good to just stand by,
So Roll the Dice!
DANI: You've now entered the maze of infinity, at the end of which you will find
the greatest wonders of the world.
All of your adventuring dreams will be answered by the massive quest set before you. What do you do?
ANNA/ERIN/STACEY: Shots!
DANI: Sorry Jason, what do you do?
ANNA/ERIN/STACEY: Shots!
DANI: There's a map. Or there's the great creepy forest that has no entrance.
JASON: I take the map with a grand gesture.
DANI: And what do you do with it? ANNA/ERIN/STACEY: Shots!
DANI: Jason has the map. Wha--How do the rest of you proceed?
ERIN: Foul! Illegal shot! ANNA: What's the punishment?
ERIN: Everybody drinks.
JASON: I examine the map
DANI: The map tells you to go west.
ANNA: Dani has to drink!
DANI: I'm not drinking.
ERIN: Alright - everybody drinks again!
JASON: I start for the maze, unsheathing my sword.
STACEY: Oh unsheathing, BODY SHOTS!
[laughter]
DANI: I prepared for this.
STACEY: C'mon pookie, it's in the rules.
ANNA: Is it? ERIN: I'll uh, I'll allow it. [laughter]
DANI: I missed my birthday for this. You know people say you only turn 23 once.
JASON: I don't want to drink. ANNA: Oh, nut-up, buttercup.
DANI: But it was worth it, Someone appreciated all my hard work.
JASON: Are you okay?
DANI: What happened to you?
JASON: I wouldn't drink.
DANI: Let me fix that. JASON: Thank you
DANI: She put her clips in your hair...
JASON: Sorry about your game. DANI: It's alright.
JASON: I was really looking forward to getting lost in your-
ANNA.: You got any ***? DANI: -Uhh, you drank all of that.
ANNA: Absinthe? DANI: That's illegal here.
ANNA: 'tussin? DANI: No.
ANNA: Fine. Your secret stash is... HA. aha!
DANI: How did you know that was there? ANNA: I know everything.
[crash sfx]
ANNA: That is not my fault.
JASON: Here, let me help you- DANI: That's fine, I got it.
[romantic music]
STACEY: (gasp)
sfx V.O.: Game Over.