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Dear Diary
Day 6 of Movember Madness
This is taking longer than I thought it would. I'm supposed to be a mass of manliness by
now. Hmmm? It has got to thinking "What kind of stash
do I want to be when I grow full" (if ever I do)
I mean how many kinds are there?
The word "moustache" is French, and is derived from the Italian moustacio. There is the
Hungarian, Dai, Handlebar, Fu Manchu, English, pencil, Horshoe, Chevron and on and
on. Geez.
I know, cowboys. Now they have moustaches. Dudes wrangling cattle and riding alone on
the open range. Hmmm not quite what I had in mind.
How about a muscle man stache? Nothing says many or muscles like a hairy face right? Can't
bend iron bars with a clean mug. Uhh maybe not.
I got it! Baseball players. They are always growing crazy stuff. Especially at play off
time. Besides when do they have time to shave since the games take so long.
Nope. Still not quite.
No (slight nervous laugh) way am I taking on the "Man"
I've got it!! I know what kind of stash I am. A Selleck. Nothing like a Well grown and
groomed Magnum PI special to get some attention from the ladies.
A Selleck it is and a Selleck I shall be. I hope. Maybe with a little help from some
mascara but we don't need to talk about that yet.
Here's hopin'