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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP!
THE CART NEEDS A NEW SUSPENSION
SYSTEM -- I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT
WOULD BE.
[ PAGE TURNS ]
THE OLD CEMETERY IS FALLING
APART, AND THE HOUSE IS IN NEED
OF GENERAL REPAIRS.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE HOUSE?
EEK!
>> Benson: THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE HOUSE.
THE PROBLEM IS WE DON'T HAVE THE
MONEY TO FIX ANY OF IT, SO DOES
ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR HOW WE
CAN RAISE THE MONEY TO COVER
THESE COSTS?
YES, RIGBY?
>> Rigby: WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?
>> Benson: IF YOU COME UP WITH
SOMETHING SUCCESSFUL, YOU'LL GET
A PAID...DAY...OFF.
>> Both: WHA--
>> Muscle Man: HEY!
I GOT SOME CHOICE SPORTS
EQUIPMENT IN THE SHED!
LET'S HAVE A SPORTS TOURNAMENT
AND GET PHYSI--
[ CRASH! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> Benson: ANY OTHER IDEAS?
>> Pops: A BAKE SALE!
>> Benson: NO!
>> Skips: A CONCERT?
>> Benson: MM...
>> Mordecai: OH, HEY, BENSON --
>> Benson: NO!
>> Rigby: WE COUL--
>> Benson: NO!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, BENSON,
JUST HEAR US OUT.
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
FINE. WHAT IS IT?
>> Rigby: WE SHOULD HAVE A SCARY
MOVIE NIGHT!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IN THE
ABANDONED CEMETERY!
>> Benson: YOU GUYS WANT TO SHOW
A SCARY MOVIE THERE?
>> Mordecai: YES.
>> Benson: YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT COULD ACTUALLY WORK!
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA!
>> Muscle Man: AW, WHAT?!
>> Skips: YEAH, WE HAD A MOVIE
NIGHT THERE A LONG TIME AGO.
IT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS!
>> Pops: OH, A NIGHT OF THE
MACABRE IN THE CRYPT!
HOW EXCITING!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, IT'S
SETTLED THEN.
SKIPS, YOU'LL SET UP THE CHAIRS.
>> Skips: MM.
>> Benson: POPS, YOU'LL BE IN
CHARGE OF CONCESSIONS.
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN AND
HI FIVE GHOST, YOU'LL HAVE
DECORATION DUTIES.
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Benson: I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF
ADMISSIONS.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU'RE IN
CHARGE OF GETTING THE MOVIE AND
GETTING THE WORD OUT, BUT IF
THIS DOESN'T WORK, YOU WON'T BE
GETTING A PAID DAY OFF.
>> Mordecai: PFFT!
IT'S GONNA WORK.
>> Both: [ Rapping ] ♪ BECAUSE
WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SCARY
MOVIES ♪
♪ AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
SCARY MOVIES ♪
♪ WE'LL SAVE THE PARK WITH OUR
KNOWLEDGE OF SCARY MOVIES ♪
>> Benson: STOP SINGING, OR
YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Both: ...WITH OUR KNOWLEDGE
OF SCARY...MOVIES.
>> Mordecai: WE'LL GO GET THE
MOVIE.
YOU FIND ANYTHING YET?
>> Rigby: WE GOT TO GET THIS
ONE -- "MOUNTIES OF DEATH:
HOSER SPREE!"
>> Mordecai: EH.
THE BOOK WAS BETTER.
OH!
THIS IS A CLASSIC OF ITALIAN
HORROR -- "LIBRARIA."
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT IS WITH
YOU?
NOBODY'S GONNA WANT TO READ
SUBTITLES.
>> OH, SO YOU GUYS THINK YOU
KNOW ABOUT HORROR.
COME INTO MY LAIR.
THIS IS FROM MY PERSONAL STASH.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
"ZOMBOCALYPSE 3D."
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
I SAW THIS A FEW YEARS BACK.
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.
>> Rigby: WHA?
>> THIS IS THE FOREIGN BOOTLEG
DIRECTOR'S CUT -- THREE HOURS
AND 28 MINUTES OF REMASTERED
PEE-YOUR-PANTS HORROR AND GORE
THAT'LL MAKE YOUR EYEBALLS BARF.
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
WHAT KIND OF TAPE IS THIS?!
>> DUH! ZETA MAX 3D!
IT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY WAY TO
TRULY EXPERIENCE THIS MOVIE.
OF COURSE, YOU'LL NEED...
[ GRUNTING ]
[ THUD! ]
...ONE OF THESE BABIES.
THE ZETA MAX PROJECTRON LLX.
IT'LL MAKE THOSE ZOMBIES REALLY
POP.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: WE'LL TAKE IT!
>> WISE CHOICE.
HERE, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA NEED
SOME OF THESE BABIES.
I'LL GO RING YOU GUYS UP.
>> Both: PAID DAY OFF!
[ SMACK! ]
[ '80s MONTAGE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> Pops: GET YOUR CANDY COBWEBS
ON A STICK!
>> Benson: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!
>> Muscle Man: I STILL THINK WE
SHOULD HAVE HAD A SPORTS
TOURNAMENT!
IF THIS MOVIE NIGHT FAILS --
WHICH I KNOW IT WILL -- I'VE
GOT MY SPORTS GEAR HERE AS A
BACKUP PLAN!
[ CLATTER! ]
YOU DUDES ARE GONNA THANK ME FOR
THIS!
[ PROJECTOR WHIRS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I WAS YOU AVERAGE, EVERYDAY
KIND OF GUY, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE
IT ALL HAPPENED...
BEFORE THE SATELLITE TRIGGERED
THE DEADLY NECRO VIRUS AND TOOK
EVERYTHING I EVER KNEW.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> BATTER UP!
[ WHACK! ]
[ SQUISH! ]
THIS IS "ZOMBOCALYPSE 3D"!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Both: YEA-YEAH!
[ ZOMBIES GROANING ]
>> DON'T WORRY, BABY.
I GOT THESE SUCKERS.
BABY?
>> [ GROANS ]
>> AW, GREAT!
>> [ HISSING ]
[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
>> Rigby: OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH,
MAN!
>> BABY, YOU LET YOURSELF GO
REAL BAD.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Rigby: AAH! AAH!
[ REEL CLICKS ]
[ CROWD BOOING ]
>> Rigby: AAH!
DUDE, WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!
>> Mordecai: I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D FREAK OUT THAT BAD!
>> HEY, I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
>> YEAH!
>> COME ON!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Benson: FIX IT! FIX IT!
>> Mordecai: COME ON! COME ON!
>> Rigby: [ BLOWING ]
PTOO! UGH!
>> Mordecai: AW, WHY'D YOU SPIT
ON IT?!
>> Rigby: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT
UP!
>> THIS IS TERRIBLE!
COME ON!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHY ISN'T IT
WORKING?
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ANGRILY ]
>> Benson: FIX IT!
FIX IT! FIX IT!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
[ BEAM! ]
>> Both: WHOA!
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]
>> OW. MY KIDNEYS.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
[ ZAP! ]
>> Mordecai: AW, DUDE, YOU PUT
IT IN BACKWARDS!
THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]
>> Both: WHEW!
>> Rigby: HMM. HMM.
THANKS FOR ALMOST GETTING RID OF
OUR PAID DAY OFF, YOU LOSER!
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: WHOA!
THE ZOMBIES REALLY DO POP OUT AT
YOU!
>> Mordecai: TOTALLY.
THAT ONE IS COMING REALLY FAR
OFF THE SCREEN.
WAIT.
WE'RE NOT WEARING OUR 3D
GLASSES!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.
>> Rigby: THAT'S A REAL
ZOMBIE!
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN! OH, MAN!
WHAT DO WE DO?!
>> [ GROANS ]
>> HEY, WORM BAIT!
[ SHING! ]
HEADS UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN'S SPORTS
STUFF!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SHING! ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, NICE SHOT.
[ RUMBLE! ]
WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?!
>> OKAY, GENIUS, LET ME PUT THIS
IN TERMS YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
THAT THING YOU JUST DID, IT'S
WOKEN UP THE DEAD, AND THEY'RE
TICKED OFF!
[ ZOMBIES MOANING ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IF ANYBODY
GETS HURT, WE WON'T GET OUR PAID
DAY OFF.
WE GOT TO KEEP THE ZOMBIES AWAY
FROM THE PEOPLE.
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> OH, COOL!
>> [ GROANS ]
[ SHING! ]
>> AW, MAN!
ZOMBIE JUST TOOK A HIT!
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
[ SQUISH! ]
[ SHING! ]
[ CLANG! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> [ Laughing ] WHOA!
DID YOU SEE THAT ZOMBIE TAKE A
DISCUS TO THE FACE?!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
OH!
>> OH!
[ SNAP! ]
[ THUD! THUD! ]
[ CRACK! ]
>> Rigby: NO!
>> Muscle Man: YO, GUYS!
I TOLD YOU THIS STUFF WOULD COME
IN HANDY!
[ ZOMBIES GROWLING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Skips: DUCK!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Both: [ SCREAMING ]
[ TWANG! ]
[ CRUNCH! ]
YEAH!
>> BETTER FIRE UP THE GRILL,
CAUSE I GOT ME A ZOMBIE KABOB!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
NOW, NOW, DON'T CROWD!
THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!
>> Mordecai: POPS!
[ THUD! THUD! ]
>> [ HISSES ]
>> Pops: [ GASPS ]
>> Muscle Man: HEY, WORMHOLE!
GET A TASTY LICK OF THIS!
UGH!
[ CRACK! ]
>> Benson: WOW!
THIS IS AWESOME!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
[ SHING! THUD! ]
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
[ RUMBLE! ]
[ CRACK! ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE!
I THINK WE GOT THEM ALL!
[ CRACK! CRACK! ]
[ CRACK! ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Mordecai: SKIPS! LOOK OUT!
>> [ ROARS ]
[ CRUNCH! ]
>> Skips: OH, NO.
[ WHACK! ]
UH...
>> [ GRUNTS ]
AH!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMS ]
OOF!
>> Rigby: OOH! OW!
>> Mordecai: UGH, HE'S JUST TOO
STRONG!
>> Rigby: MORDECAI! A CART!
[ ZOMBIES GROAN, HISS ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Mordecai: OKAY, YOU LOUSY
UNDEAD CREEP!
>> YOU'VE TAKEN A LOT FROM ME,
BUT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
DEPRIVE ME OF MY...
>> Mordecai: ...PAID DAY OFF...
>> Both: YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKEN!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> HUH?
[ CRASH! ]
>> Both: WHOA!
>> [ SLOWLY CLAPPING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Benson: YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I THINK WE
TOTALLY DID IT!
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT WAS GREAT!
IT FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE ACTUAL
MOVIE!
OH, MAN!
YOU GUYS TOTALLY EARNED THAT
PAID DAY OFF!
>> Both: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
>> Benson: AND YOU'RE GONNA EARN
ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE WE'RE DOING
THIS AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT, THE
EXACT SAME WAY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: UH, DO YOU THINK WE
CAN TAKE THAT PAID DAY OFF
TOMORROW?
>> WHAT DID I TELL YA, MANETTI?
THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES...
TO THE COP.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Mordecai: BOO.
WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?
>> TONIGHT AND TONIGHT ONLY AT
THE CITY ARENA CENTER, IT'S
RRW's WRASSLE FRASSLE VII LIVE!
COME WATCH ALL YOUR FAVORITES
BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE
CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!
IT'S REALLY REAL WRESTLING AT
ITS BEST, TONIGHT AT 8:00!
FOR TICKETS, CALL YOUR MAMA AND
CRY ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE THIS EVENT
IS SOLD OUT!
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET
TICKETS.
>> Rigby: DUDE, I TOLD YOU WE
SHOULD HAVE LEFT EARLY TO STAND
IN LINE.
BUT, NO, YOU WANTED TO FINISH
YOUR WORK.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BENSON WOULD
HAVE SNAPPED HIS CRANK IF WE
JUST UP AND LEFT WORK.
YOU GOT TO BE RESPONSIBLE
SOMETIMES.
>> Rigby: AND THAT'S WHY WE
DON'T HAVE TICKETS FOR
WRESTLING -- BECAUSE ALL YOU CAN
THINK ABOUT IS BENSON'S CRANK.
>> Mordecai: OH, YOU'RE ASKING
FOR IT, MAN.
>> Rigby: YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT,
MAN.
>> Mordecai: YOU TRYING TO GET
ME MAD?
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET
MAD.
>> Rigby: OH, I KNOW.
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: LISTEN UP,
MYSTERIOUS MR. "R,"
MAD MAN MORDO'S GONNA TAKE YOU
DOWN, AND I'M NOT TALKING
DOWNTOWN.
I'M TALKING SIX FEET
UNDERGROUND.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: MAD MAN MORDO?
MORE LIKE BLAND MAN BORED-O.
WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU,
PEOPLE WILL BE ALL LIKE, "UGH,
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?!"
AND I'LL BE LIKE,
"MYSTERIOUS MR. 'R' IS WHAT
HAPPENED TO HIS FACE."
>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT.
[ SLOW-MOTION WRESTLING SOUNDS ]
>> Pops: [ GASPS ]
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
[ BONES CRUNCH ]
OW! AAH!
>> Rigby: DUDE, POPS, CHILL.
LET HIM GO.
>> Pops: OOP! [ LAUGHS ]
OH, I JUST LOVE TO WRESTLE!
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
THAT WASN'T WRESTLING.
YOU WERE ACTUALLY HURTING ME.
>> Rigby: YEAH, POPS.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WRESTLING'S TOTALLY FAKE.
YOU WEREN'T DOING IT RIGHT.
>> Pops: [ SCOFFS ] FAKE?
NO, NO, NO.
I ASSURE YOU IT'S REAL.
I USED TO WRESTLE BACK IN MY
SCHOOLING DAYS.
LOOK. HERE I AM.
WE LEARNED HOW TO WRESTLE JUST
LIKE THE GRECOS AND THE ROMANS.
>> Mordecai: WHOA! COOL!
>> Pops: OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU
THINK SO, BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU
TWO MIGHT WANT TO ACCOMPANY ME
TO THIS.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
RRW WRASSLE FRASSLE VII!
YOU GOT TICKETS?!
>> Rigby: POPS, YOU'RE A LEGEND!
REALLY REAL WRESTLING!
>> Both: REALLY REAL WRESTLING!
>> All: REALLY REAL WRESTLING!
REALLY REAL WRESTLING!
>> Mordecai: AW, YOU GOT TO
TEACH US SOME OF YOUR MOVES,
POPS.
>> Pops: OKAY, I'LL GO EASY ON
YOU BOYS THIS TIME.
>> Rigby: AND GO!
>> Mordecai: IMPRESSIVE, POPS,
BUT YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS.
RIGBY.
[ SMACK! ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Pops: AAH!
>> Both: OH!
>> Pops: MY BACK...
>> Benson: HEY, DO YOU GUYS --
[ GASPS ] POPS, WHAT HAPPENED?
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Pops: YES, YES. ALL'S FINE.
JUST NOT AS LIMBER AS I USED TO
BE.
>> Benson: WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT WRESTLING?!
>> Mordecai: SORRY.
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO.
>> Rigby: YEAH. COME ON, POPS.
SHAKE IT OFF.
YOU GOT TO TAKE US TO
WRASSLE FRASSLE.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
NO, YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING
ANYWHERE.
POPS CAN'T EVEN GET UP.
HE NEEDS TO TAKE IT EASY.
>> Pops: NO, NO, I CAN GET UP.
[ GROANS ] AAH!
OHH.
>> Mordecai: BUT POPS ALREADY
GOT US TICKETS!
>> Rigby: IT'S THE BIGGEST
WRESTLING EVENT OF THE YEAR!
>> Benson: I DON'T CARE.
>> Pops: WAIT.
BENSON, SURELY WE CAN ALL STILL
GO -- OOH!
>> Benson: I'M SORRY, POPS.
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
YOU HAVE TO STAY HOME FOR YOUR
OWN GOOD.
>> Pops: OH, BOO.
>> Benson: NOW HELP POPS
UPSTAIRS, AND DON'T EVEN THINK
OF LEAVING HIM ALONE.
'CAUSE IF YOU LEAVE, DON'T
BOTHER COMING BACK.
>> Mordecai: FINE. WE GET IT.
>> Benson: DOES THAT ONE GET
IT?!
'CAUSE SOMETIMES I WONDER.
>> Rigby: I GET IT, I GET IT.
WATCH OUT FOR POPS AND DON'T
GO TO WRESTLING.
[ Sarcastically ] YEAH.
>> Benson: GOOD.
>> Pops: WHY ARE WE GOING TO
BED SO EARLY?
>> Mordecai: IT'S THE EASIEST
WAY TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET
HURT AGAIN.
>> Rigby: YEAH, SLEEP IS THE
BEST MEDICINE.
>> Mordecai: I THOUGHT LAUGHTER
WAS THE BEST MEDICINE.
>> Rigby: NOT WHEN YOU'RE
TELLING THE JOKES.
>> Mordecai: PBHT, WHATEVER.
YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE, POPS?
>> Pops: I BETTER GET SOME REST.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
>> Both: GOOD NIGHT, POPS.
>> Pops: SLEEPS BE TO ALL.
[ CLOCK TOLLS ]
>> Rigby: [ SNORING ]
Mordecai, come on.
>> Mordecai: HMM? WHAT?
>> Rigby: COME ON.
LET'S SNEAK OUT, GO TO
WRASSLE FRASSLE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WHAT ABOUT POPS?
>> Rigby: HE NEEDS HIS REST
ANYWAYS.
HE'LL BE FINE.
>> Mordecai: YOU SURE HE'S
ASLEEP?
>> Rigby: YEAH, LOOK.
Pops, Pops?
>> Pops: [ GROANING ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Rigby: ROW "Z," SEATS 97, 98,
AND 99!
>> Mordecai: MAN, WE MADE IT.
THIS IS AWESOME.
SO CLOSE TO THE ACTION.
>> 1, 2, 3!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Both: OH!
>> Rigby: SEE, MAN?
WE COULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS.
TOTALLY WORTH SNEAKING OUT.
>> Mordecai: TOTALLY.
STILL, THOUGH, IT'S PRETTY LAME
POPS COULDN'T BE HERE.
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY, MAN.
WE DID THE RIGHT THING.
POPS IS TOTALLY SAFE BACK HOME
IN HIS BED.
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HEY, BRO, LADDER MATCH IS
ABOUT TO START.
WHERE'S THAT NEW WRESTLER --
HUGE HEAD?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HE HASN'T SHOWN UP YET.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> WELL, DID YOU CALL HIM?
>> YEAH, I CALLED HIM.
WHAT, YOU THINK I'M A MORON?
>> HEY, WHO'S THIS?
>> Pops: HELLO.
>> YEAH, THIS IS HIM, RIGHT?
>> IT'S GOT TO BE.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING.
HEY, HUGE HEAD, YOU'RE LATE.
>> Pops: OH, I'M SORRY.
WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME
INSIDE?
>> WHAT?
>> HIS DRAMATIC ENTRANCE.
>> OH, YEAH, SURE.
>> OKAY, GET READY, FOLKS,
BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN
EVENT -- THE LADDER MATCH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Both: AW, YEAH, YEAH!
>> WHO'S GONNA BE THE ONE TO
REACH THAT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT AT
THE TOP OF THE LADDER?
WILL IT BE THE FIRE MARSHAL...
HISSY FIT...
>> [ HISSES ]
>> ...THE REIGNING CHAMPION,
FOUR-ARMAGEDDON...
>> YEAH, YEAH! COME ON!
>> OR, MAKING HIS
RRW WRASSLE FRASSLE DEBUT, GIVE
IT UP FOR HUGE HEAD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Rigby: HA HA!
LOOK AT THAT GUY'S HEAD.
>> Mordecai: THAT GUY'S HEAD IS
ALMOST AS BIG AS POPS.
>> Rigby: IT IS AS BIG AS POPS.
>> Mordecai: [ GASP ]
DUDE, THAT IS POPS.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
HOW DID HE -- WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HE'S GONNA
GET PUMMELED.
COME ON.
POPS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> Pops: MORDECAI, RIGBY, I
THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE BACK AT
HOME SLEEPING.
LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH COULDN'T STAY
AWAY.
>> Mordecai: POPS, WE GOT TO GET
YOU OUT OF HERE.
>> Pops: BUT I JUST GOT HERE.
AND LOOK, I GOT HERE LATE, AND
THEY UPGRADED MY SEAT.
>> Rigby: NO, POPS, THEY THINK
YOU'RE A WRESTLER!
>> Pops: BUT I AM A WRESTLER.
BESIDES, YOU SAID ALL OF THIS
WAS FAKE.
>> FAKE? WHO SAID THIS WAS FAKE?
>> Pops: THEY DID.
>> IS THIS FAKE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Mordecai: UH, N-NO.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, LITTLE DUDE?
THIS SEEM FAKE TO YOU?
>> Rigby: AAH!
NO.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED
REALLY REAL WRESTLING?
'CAUSE IT'S REAL!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, WE WERE
WRONG.
WE'RE SORRY.
>> Rigby: YEAH, JUST LET US
TAKE OUR FRIEND AND GO.
>> "SORRY" DOESN'T CUT IT.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO WAYS YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE -- IN A
BODY BAG OR BY BEATING ALL OF US
IN THE LADDER MATCH.
LISTEN UP.
HUGE HEAD AND HIS FRIENDS HERE
THINK ALL OF THIS IS FAKE.
[ CROWD BOOING ]
>> WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TEACH THEM
HOW REAL THIS REALLY IS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> YEAH, YEAH, COME ON!
YOU BETTER GET IN THE RING, OR
WE'RE COMING OUT THERE AFTER
YA.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, RIGBY AND I
ARE GOING AFTER THE BELT.
YOU STAY HERE, POPS.
>> Pops: BUT I CAN HELP.
>> Mordecai: NO! STAY HERE!
DUDE, I'LL DISTRACT THEM.
YOU GET TO THE LADDER.
>> All: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
WHOA!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> [ HISSES ]
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Pops: HMM!
[ BONES CRUNCH ]
[ GROANS ] AAH!
[ GROANING ]
>> YOU LIKE IT? YEAH!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY!
>> Pops: [ GROANS ]
[ BONES CRUNCH ]
UGH!
AAH!
>> Both: POPS!
[ JOINTS CRACK ]
>> Pops: WHO WANTS TO WRESTLE?
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
>> Rigby: [ GROWLS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: REAL ENOUGH FOR YA?
[ CROWD CHANTING "HUGE HEAD" ]
>> AND THE WINNER -- HUGE HEAD!
[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> Benson: I KNEW IT.
I HAD A SICK FEELING, SO I CAME
TO CHECK ON YOU, AND I KNEW IT!
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
LISTEN, BENSON.
>> Benson: NO, YOU GUYS ARE
FIRED!
THAT'S IT!
>> Rigby: WAIT, WHAT?! COME ON!
>> Benson: NO, I TOLD YOU GUYS,
BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LISTEN!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, POPS.
YOU GOT TO HELP US.
>> Pops: I CANNOT TELL A LIE.
BENSON, IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
>> Benson: WHAT?
>> Pops: I SNUCK OUT TO THE
WRESTLING MATCH ON MY OWN, AND
MORDECAI AND RIGBY HAD TO COME
AND GET ME.
I'M SORRY.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, MOST OF THAT
IS TECHNICALLY TRUE, SOMEWHAT,
SO --
>> Rigby: PLUS, LOOK.
POPS' BACK IS ALL BETTER.
>> Pops: IT'S TRUE!
>> Benson: THIS IS YOUR LAST
WARNING.
>> Mordecai: WOW.
THANKS FOR TAKING THE BLAME,
POPS.
>> Pops: [ YAWNS ]
I'M JUST GLAD IT'S OVER.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
TIME FOR BED, HUGE HEAD.
>> Rigby: YEAH, HUGE HEAD.
>> SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL
MY NAME, HUH?
WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
IF I STEAL YOURS, POPS!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]