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IRINA ***: Could you tell us the story behind your glorious moustache?
- So, you know, it was my third year serving at the Far East, at the Soviet-Chinese border...
- Why do you like men with moustache?
- I actually don't. I have my own moustache. And I like them.
- Why did you decide to grow a moustache? - Cause I like them!
- Aren't you ashamed that at this glorious holiday of facial hair...
...you cover your faces with fake staches and beards instead of growing your own?
- I used to have a pair of my own, but I've recently shaved them and I'm not ashamed of it.
- Oh my! What made you do that?
- Well, they weren't glorious at all so... I'm better off with the fake one.
- Ferro Izrailevich Korlik was the commander of this naval brigade and he had an outstanding moustache!
- Have you ever tried to grow your own moustache? How could one do it?
- Well, I haven't tried it just yet. Well, you'll first have to shave all you've got - and then grow a pair of your own.
- Well, soft moustache is much better than hard stubble, isn't it?
- I think that the only thing muscovites actually do is loving moustache.
- Well, I'm all for diversity! For instance, you are a woman, a spectacular, young woman - but the moustache suits you perfectly! Just perfectly!
- ...and then Ferro Izrailevich asked what was that thing under my nose. And I answered "Well, I got myself a moustache. Just like yours."
- And he said "Just like mine? Well, let's put them together then!"
- Do your moustaches and beards get wet when you drink tea?
- Yeah, they do. But there actually were special cups invented for that sole purpose two centuries ago.
- But nowadays they're a very rare thing. You can find them only on ebay, but they turn out quite pricey.
- Is there a thing in the world that one day will make you shave off your moustache?
- Fleas. - FLEAS! And summer.
- Do you like your dad's moustache?
- Yeah! - BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE!
- Well, a woman can put on some diamonds and other shiny objects.
- And for men - what's left for them? Just two things: a moustache and a beard!
- Why are men with moustache better than clean shaven ones?
- We're so much FUN!
- Whether you have a moustache or not - go to bearsandvodka.com!
CAMERA: Stass Stallin
ANCHORING AND EDITING: Irina ***
SUBTITLES: Slava Moroz
NAZDOROVIE!
2013